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Chinese mAh

A capacity that's usually equal to around 300mAh-650mAh, at least for 18650 batteries.
You can take the capacity that's stated and divide by 10 to usually get the real capacity. But if its above 650mAh its probably more towards 300mAh

This happens because places in asia take 18650 batteries out of ewaste and then send them to china where they get processed down to fake 18650 batteries.
Person 1: Do you think these 18650s would be good enough to vape with? They are 9900mAh which is the biggest ive seen!
Person 2: No, thats in chinese mAh. Its probably like 320mAh. Get some Samsung 30Q batteries from a reputable source.
Person 1: I found some samsung 30Q for cheap on aliexpress!

Person 2: Not from there there, dumbass
by worldsworstopsec January 1, 2023
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Chinese teacup

To fart in ones cupped hand, then bring your hand to another’s face, serving them the cupped fart
Kevin wasn’t listening to Naomi’s story, so she gave him a chinese teacup to get his attention. Kevin gagged.
by Bumping Donuts October 31, 2020
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Chinese baby day

The anniversary of the date on which a Chinese child was adopted by an overseas family
Please join our family next Thursday in celebration of Emma's Chinese baby day
by coolsimplelife May 18, 2021
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Chinese Scrotum

The process of initially reducing penis size before engaging in anal intercourse, with the size increasing during insertion.
He used a Chinese Scrotum technique to shrink his penis for anal, letting it expand during insertion.
by Sigma Male 695 May 1, 2025
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Chinese Saturday

Most ordinarily refers to Wednesday, the day before pre-Friday, but occasionally also to Monday or Tuesday according to needs. The reason for referring to Wednesdays as Chinese Saturday stems from the fact that Wednesday in Central European Time (CET) corresponds to Saturday in Mainland China. When people complain about the lack of scientific reason for this, you tell them that they are f****** nerds.
"Hey Brian! Wanna go out for beer tonight..?"

"No thanks, I got a crossfit class tomorrow morning."
"C'mon man, it's Chinese Saturday FFS! Don't be a cunt!"
by MrOatmeal May 28, 2019
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Chinese duffel bag

shitting in a duffel bag after eating Chinese food
Holy shit! After eating at Panda Express, there is no other option than to do a Chinese duffel bag
by Toelicker420 June 25, 2021
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(Chinese) finger trap solution

a solution that is counter-intuitive to the problem. Its name derives from the Chinese finger trap which in order to free your fingers, you have to push your fingers instead of pulling.
the drug epidemic in the USA had a (Chinese) finger trap solution
by Vandena January 13, 2021
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