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respect the boner

To acknowledge that your boyfriend or husband has a boner for good reason and willingly have sex with him.
I gave you a massage for a whole hour. All I want is a quick blow job. Respect the boner.
by 2014_chiguy April 19, 2014
mugGet the respect the bonermug.

robo-boner

the arousal coming at the mere mention, viewing or experience of the newest RoboCop film and possibly TV show.
"Dude, did you see the way he pulled out that gun?! I totally have a robo-boner"
by VTheTank December 31, 2013
mugGet the robo-bonermug.

fear boner

noun
\'fir 'bo-nər\

An erection caused by a sexy, usually menopausal, MILF/GILF that gives the recipient varied feelings of confusion, intoxication, intrigue, elation, disgust, excitement, sadness, delight, and fear.
//getting a fear boner from your Step-Dad's drunk aunt when her tiddie flops out at the family BBQ

When an 18 - 25-year-old male inexplicably becomes sexually aroused because a funny, hot 45-year-old or older MILG/GILF looks at him; generally leaving him with an uncontrollable urge to masturbate while ugly-crying.
//rushing off to beat-out a fear boner your buddy's mom gave you when she smiled at you
Why is Ronnie spending so much time in the bathroom, Dude?
My Step-Mom gives him raging fear boners.

I get savage fear boners when Stiflers Mom smiles like that!
by Immortallight1974 October 29, 2023
mugGet the fear bonermug.

Boner Disease

When a man is unable to keep it in his pants, regardless of marital status. Often referred to as “sex addiction” by those irresponsible men seeking an excuse.
Damn Jenny...I bet he told you he had boner disease...that jerk!
by jennyboner October 29, 2019
mugGet the Boner Diseasemug.

Boner Dispenser

A person, usually female, that causes a males penis to become erect very quickly
amy is a boner dispenser.... ;p
by TheAlmightyBonerDispenser July 28, 2011
mugGet the Boner Dispensermug.

Jealousy Boner

A boner that occurs when you witness something so impressive that it turns you on because you wish you could do it to. Not necessarily sexual.
Person 1: Hey Ben! How’s your jealousy boner?
Person 2: My what?!?!
Person 1: Your jealousy boner that you got after you watched Josh eat that mixed kebab without spilling anything!
Person 2: I’m leaving...
by John St.Ben March 3, 2019
mugGet the Jealousy Bonermug.

boner canoe

When a man slides his boner between the lips of a woman's vagina without penetrating. The act of boner canoeing is often done in a pool, river, or lake.
Dude! Look over there, Jared is giving Tina a boner canoe!
by BreakBeatDrums August 15, 2015
mugGet the boner canoemug.

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