ball boxing

A competitive sport in which you bend over, cupping one hand over your balls and then attempt to punch your opponent's balls till they submit. Typically there are no real rules and is usually the result of long night of drinking.

Husband - "I'm not sure if we will ever be able to have kids. When I was in college I was a professional ball boxer and now my sperm are punch drunk."

Wife - "What is ball boxing?"

Husband - "It's really not a clever name. We would get drunk, cup our balls and proceed to punch each other till someone gave up. Did I mention we were drunk?"

Wife - "Why in god's name did I ever marry you?"

by GroovySan January 11, 2008

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Ball Eater

noun; One who engages in the act of fully inserting testicles into his/her mouth and suckling them.

guy1:I saw Joey sucking some guy's nards the other day. He sure had a mouthful!

guy2:Wow, Joey is such a ball eater!

by The_Guy_who_was_lost_in_the_mists_of_evermore December 15, 2005

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beta ball

A sport that is played by brown people and is similar to American baseball.

Raj is indian, thus he must play beta ball.

by Whichindianman January 17, 2009

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LEFT BALL AND RIGHT BALL

They are the same.

Look the LEFT BALL AND THE RIGHT BALL are the same because one is LEFT when the other had been addressed which is the RIGHT ONE you happen to be addressing. John would you please address my LEFT BALL AND RIGHT BALL as does it matter what order , as no way because the first you address is RIGHT and the next one is LEFT but also the first you address is from the LEFT BALL and the other is the LEFT BALL

by TESLA FACE ALPHABET August 23, 2021

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