Alan and hayden

Cute boys but they are both traumatized so maybe comfort them when you see them

Defination: a type of couple who went through traumatic exprience and dies in a romantic way

they just pulled a alan and hayden on each other

by Yo why lowber September 28, 2025

Advanced calculator

Also known as advanced calc, it is a slang word meaning phone, usually used in a school setting.

(Kid playing on phone in class)
Other student:Yo why do you have your phone out?
Kid with phone:It’s my advanced calculator!

by Agoober23 November 5, 2025

Alan Douchowitz

The corrupt attorney who specializes in using legal scholarship and courtroom drama to defends scoundrels and other douchebags.

Alan Douchowitz claims he kept his underwear on while getting a massage at the Epstein estate. What a douchebag!

by LaughingAloud December 11, 2025

rock-alanche

synonym for "rock slide"

Savannah: "What if, right now, there was a rock-alanche?"
Matthew: "...avalanche? You mean, ROCK SLIDE?"

by iamawesome2891 March 29, 2011

Dwight Alan

Handsome, inside and out. He's been through alot, and is one of the strongest people alive. He is always there for you when you need a crying shoulder. He is a good bestfriend and will always be close to the ones he's known the longest. He is good with kids. No matter what happens, he will always be there for his family. He would never cheat, or betray anyone. Loving and easy to love. He has problems showing his true feelings, but never give up on him. he is worth the wait.

Girl one: your friends with Dwight alan?

girl two: yeah, why?
girl one: Dont ever lose him. he is the best!!
girl two: i know.

by KDJ5959 May 2, 2011

Proximity advantage

The advantage one has in being nearby.

Jane was the girlfriend of both Sam and Mark at different times. In both relationships she ended it. In Jane's eyes, the two are in equal standing. Now that Jane's newest relationship has broken up, she wants to reconnect with one of her two former exes. Mark lives two counties away while Sam lives in the same apartment complex as Jane. Jane restarts relationship with Sam because Sam has the proximity advantage.

Tom is an employer who is in search of an employee to start ASAP. There are two candidates for the position: John who is the better option but is on the other side of the world, and Jesse, who is slightly less qualified but will start immediately. Tom hires Jesse because Jesse has the proximity advantage.

by FullDevolution January 13, 2014

career advancing move (CAM)

A CAM (Career Advancing Move) is the way in which one persists with drinking with work colleagues - to the point of a CLM (career limiting move) and then from that point to not stop drinking once you get to that stage, but continue to the CAM stage. This is of course more effective if the people around you should also be boarder-line inebriated.

Wow, that guy was so drunk that he just pulled off a career advancing move (CAM).

by Shortnjocular March 10, 2015