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vatican fan mail

Slang:

The act of defecation.

Directly synonymous to;

To dump a turd.

To Pinch a Deuce.

Used Reflexively with: Vatican Postage Stamps.
Example 1:
I am not sure if what I ate earlier is disagreeing with me or not but after that last fart I think I need to send some Vatican Fan Mail.

Example 2:
If your going to the John make sure there is plenty of Vatican Postage Stamps in there before you deliver Vatican Fan Mail.
by Fractious1 November 28, 2017
mugGet the vatican fan mailmug.

Machine Girl Fan

A machine girl fan is a delirious fool that needs noisy hogwash to blare out their unmedicated ADHD
"My friend has been listening exclusively to white noise recently."
"Oh, they'd make a textbook Machine Girl Fan!"
by Unyielding_Codger1959 July 15, 2023
mugGet the Machine Girl Fanmug.

Toxic Addison Fans

ASSHOLES. THEY HAVE MADE SO MANY PEOPLE COMMIT SUICIDE.
Im fine with Addison fans, except for toxic Addison fans.
by Toaster._.Bathing September 5, 2021
mugGet the Toxic Addison Fansmug.

shit hits the fan

When something like a discussion or debate that is already heated eventually sparks chaos, usually due to none of the participants or anyone else calming things down.
Person 1: Now if you talk about politics in \b\, you should know that eventually, shit hits the fan, and you'll basically just be over.
by OoftheDoof! July 19, 2021
mugGet the shit hits the fanmug.

German Fan Shower

German Fan Shower; When the dominant male stands behind a generic fan, which is blowing at it's highest settings. The female is kneeing down in front of the fan as the male jizzes straight into the fan blades, showering the females face and seeps into her scalp.
Dominant Male "Hey baby!, wanna do German Fan Shower tonight?".

Female " Yeah baby!, get me moist right in the face!".
by KinkyFuck August 28, 2016
mugGet the German Fan Showermug.

an actual grunge fan

anybody who can name a grunge band besides nirvana
random dude: I'm an actual grunge fan

me: oh yeah name one grunge band-
random dude: nirva-
Me: BESIDES FREAKING NIRVANA!
random dude: <derp>
by Nukes.io March 30, 2020
mugGet the an actual grunge fanmug.

reverse fans-worth

Reverse fans-worth is when the male party stands behind an operating fan and ejaculates onto reverse side of fan blades therefor covering the female participant on the other side in loads of load.
Hey girl, lets go fighter-jet.
Nahh, i am more in the mood for reverse fans-worth tonight.
by master23bateman March 6, 2011
mugGet the reverse fans-worthmug.

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