Chaos noodle

A ferret

I got a little chaos noodle the other day, he loves macaroni playtime

by Skye Fyre February 25, 2025

noodle salad

Five or more men inserting limp penises into the mouth of a woman of ill repute.

Yo that bitch be the perfect Tupperware for our noodle salad.

by Knives April 29, 2016

Noodle Salad

When a group of guys put plastic dildos in a girls mouth.

The boys and me noodle salad this girl last night!

by Karen Schnipples September 4, 2016

Cooter Noodle

A Cooter Noodle is a tampon string that is hanging out of a vagina.

Her skirt was so short that her "cooter noodle" was showing!

by Tlyles1175 October 30, 2014

Noodle

a sorta lanky dude who’s like everyone’s gay but not gay best friend. he probably plays guitar or something else dumb and has an even dumber best friend named goose

imagine being friends with noodle

by uhhhhh just me i guess December 16, 2021

Noodle Toastuh

A person who uses softened 2 minute noodles as a wig perm

Got ass Berger’s off duh noodle toastuh but they were absolute garbage brah /

who’s duh new guy? He’s not new it’s actually so n so but he’s started noodle toastin tuh improve his appearance for duh ladies brah.

by Hectic Mooslie December 12, 2020

Cooked noodle

1. To become physically exhausted after a hard day's work
2. The result of spending too long in a sauna or hot tub

Boy, after an hour in the sauna, I am one cooked noodle!

by CozyRedBear February 21, 2017