usually a male, who becomes very limp and easily manipulated by whatever female's lap he wants to
get into but never does and just appears weak
get into but never does and just appears weak
by Guy000000000000000000000000001 September 22, 2023
Get the lap noodle mug.Someone who is incredibly nosey- always sticking their neck into others business. So much so, that you think their neck would be stretched out like a noodle
Stacy: Oh em gee Becky is sooo nosey! What I do with my bf is none of her damn business
Amy: Yeah really, she's such a noodle neck...
Amy: Yeah really, she's such a noodle neck...
by Amethyst_skies September 29, 2023
Get the Noodle Neck mug.When two (usually homosexual) men stand facing and wrap their limp penises around each other's, similar to the way noodles are intertwined.
"Sorry I'm late for work, my partner and I were noodling this morning and it took a while to untangle ourselves."
"The hardest part about noodling is not getting hard!"
"The hardest part about noodling is not getting hard!"
by clawmyeyez September 30, 2023
Get the Noodling mug.Texting while noodle grooving
Damn look at that noodle texter.....
What the fuck is that dude doing over there humping the air while texting He's not humping the air He's noodle texting.....
What the fuck is that dude doing over there humping the air while texting He's not humping the air He's noodle texting.....
by Puddle guts October 8, 2023
Get the Noodle Texting mug.Noodle is definitely a person who most likely doesn’t have a single brain cell, they definitely are a handful to take care of. They can be stupid, sweet, fruity, and sometimes mean. If you’re dating a Noodle they will give you a lot of attention and a bit clingy, but they definitely have a dirty side. They can be funny in a stupid way and very clumsy.
Person:NOODLE OVER HERE
Noodle:huh*attempts to walk and trips*
Person2:fucking dumbass
Noodle:I’M GOOD
Noodle:huh*attempts to walk and trips*
Person2:fucking dumbass
Noodle:I’M GOOD
by The idiot under ur bed November 28, 2021
Get the Noodle mug.Got ass Berger’s off duh noodle toastuh but they were absolute garbage brah /
who’s duh new guy? He’s not new it’s actually so n so but he’s started noodle toastin tuh improve his appearance for duh ladies brah.
who’s duh new guy? He’s not new it’s actually so n so but he’s started noodle toastin tuh improve his appearance for duh ladies brah.
by Hectic Mooslie December 12, 2020
Get the Noodle Toastuh mug.Probably the most creative insult Calum has ever come up with in his entire time on Xbox, it still hurts me to this day.
by Saint gratitude December 16, 2020
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