juan noodle

having sex from behind while in a spooning position

yo me and my girl juan noodled this morning

by khakipant November 17, 2023

Wobbly noodle

Soft penis

He came to my house with his wobbly noodle

by bri3hunna February 8, 2021

noodle

a cool person who can beat the living shit out of you

and loves lady gaga and miley cyrus

ME: I LOVE BRITTENY SPEARS

NOODLE: I LOVE LADY GAGA

by cake on rie August 23, 2011

noodle

used to describe a penis size. Sometimes even made into a song

The song goes like "Scidadle scidoodle, your dick is a noodle!"

by Doglover1324 July 2, 2018

Noodle Toastuh

A person who uses softened 2 minute noodles as a wig perm

Got ass Berger’s off duh noodle toastuh but they were absolute garbage brah /

who’s duh new guy? He’s not new it’s actually so n so but he’s started noodle toastin tuh improve his appearance for duh ladies brah.

by Hectic Mooslie December 12, 2020

Cooked noodle

1. To become physically exhausted after a hard day's work
2. The result of spending too long in a sauna or hot tub

Boy, after an hour in the sauna, I am one cooked noodle!

by CozyRedBear February 21, 2017

Mc Noodled

A meth head doing the face tweak and jerking their limbs wildly.

Man, that dude on the corner looks likes he's been Mc Noodled.

by Car eyes January 1, 2022