Atomic Egg Crate

The same as the egg crate, with a slight alteration. In addition to the testicles being placed over the eye sockets of one unsuspecting, conventionally passed out victim, the head of the penis is set either on the victims lips (if mouth is closed) or lowered down into their mouth (if mouth is open). Cameras still remain a prevalent force.

"Dude, the sisuation was set up perfectly. I was gonna give that moron an egg crate, but he was passed out snoring, head up, and mouth wide open. I had to but the atomic egg crate. It's what Jesus would've done."

by wrightr333 April 29, 2009

Egg fried rice

Callum

Callum identifies as egg fried rice. Callum is odd

by Tilt April 5, 2019

Egg Mom Muffin

Homemade version of the Egg McMuffin, Made by your MOM

My Mom made me a Egg Mom Muffin for breakfast this morning

by Tricksmaster June 21, 2012

naked egg taco

Taco Bell breakfast item associated with painful and explosive diarrhea 2 to 3 hours after consumption

Hey dude, what happened to Darren?

Aw man idiot had a naked egg taco for breakfast and is home shitting his brains out
(Diarrhea), (Hershey squirts)

by Walter Mai Tai November 14, 2017

Yorkshire Creme Egg

A roasted pigeon filled with semen

Josh: im so hungry right now
Ed: I've just finished making a Yorkshire creme egg if you want it

by 25567 November 22, 2017

Easter Egg Hunt

The male equivalent of playing hard to get by abstaining from sex even though the female REALLY wants to play with his “Easter Eggs”.

Bro 1:

I’m gonna let Tanya crack em tonight. She has been on this Easter egg hunt for months. Tonight is the night. She gets to crack my Easter eggs open.

Bro 2: She ain’t want them nasty lil quail eggs.

by Mega Hemroids August 13, 2019

We Are All Egg

An extremely deep philosophy believed to be created in the summer of 2018. The origins of how it was created has never been specified. The philosophers who created this phrase may have been on crack. The phrase We Are All Egg can be used in any context.

Do you ever just think about the deeper meaning of life?

Yes. We Are All Egg. Hail Gru

by supercoolfriend October 21, 2019