raped by a cactus

When something is so frustrating this is usually said as a response.

"This game is so difficult! It's like being raped by a cactus!"

by hailthemotherland September 22, 2013

Rape Test

The act of sneaking up on someone in an attempt to determine whether they are prepared to elude an aggressive sexual assault

Roommate1: How did Bridget do on her rape test last night?

Roommate2: Judging by the fact that she was passed out in front of the apartment door... I'd say she failed

by Games from Mega November 29, 2011

Naval Rape

v.: spraying old spice into someones naval. fun when done to roommates. the point is to burn the hell out of their naval. usually followed by the tribal yelling of naval rape
old spiced is also acceptable

Yo lets naval rape the heck out of dan since he is being such a douche.

by OldSpiced October 21, 2009

Steam rape

Steam rape is when you leave your computer and you forgot to log off your Steam account and someone decides to fuck around with it.
The most popular things that people do when it comes to Steam rape is - Changing profile picture, changing Steam profile description, texting friends

Person 1 - Hey, Bob forgot to log off his Steam account
Person 2 - Ay lmao, let's Steam rape him!

by StickyGamez May 25, 2016

Wind Rape

When you spend half an hour styling your hair to perfection, only to have it destroyed by the damned wind 2 minutes after you leave your house.

Gary: Dude! What's that hobo doing here?

Dan: Hey! It's me, my hair just got Wind Raped that's all.

Gary: Ah sheeeet.

by TakeEmOff September 19, 2011

Cyber-raped

When you go on a video chatting site and you give a total stranger your email. He then sends you a virus that freezes your whole screen but not the video. He (it has to be a male) then shoves his dick on the camera and forces you to stare at it.

Jim made the mistake of chatting with strangers, and he got severely cyber-raped.

by rob121212 February 17, 2012

Money-raped

to be taken advantage of financially due to being intoxicated, in distress, or otherwise under the influence of an alternative mind-altering substance

example: Seeking out and advertising cookie sales to high college students is money-rape. However, selling cookies outside a dispensary is not, as the consumer would likely not be under the influence when needing to travel to and from the dispensary.

The underage guy at the concert was money-raped when he asked a couple of 21+ girls to buy him beer with his credit card, and they bought themselves some drinks as well without prior agreement to do so.

by franc_furter March 31, 2021