zugzwang-cum

When you cannot stop the process of cuming and therefore must cum despite experiencing something interrupting your arousal and/or the pleasure gained from achieving orgasm.

Bob was watching his favorite big-ass latina-bitches porn when his grandmother suddenly walked into his room, so he stopped masturbating and turned off the porn, yet he was already in zugzwang-cum.

by AndyBozac December 27, 2017

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Cum receptionist

One who is a research assistant to a successful thrustologist . Someone, typically a female, that spends at least most of their day receiving dick and thus consuming absurd amounts of hot man chowder.

Mark: Dude, I've been banging this bitch everyday for the last month.

Kenny: Yeah, who hasn't given her a hard dicking.

Mark: For sure she is a cum receptionist.

by Kenneth Peter June 6, 2009

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cum fry

Noun. Someone who is being annoying or ignorant or acting in a manor that is fucking annoying

"Stop being a cum fry Tim"
"You're a cum fry sally"

by cumfryisaword December 27, 2014

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Cum Gun

The act of cumming into a super soaker and spraying it on your girlfriend

"lets have a cum gun battle"

by all in the name of jesus August 27, 2019

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Cum Drop

A cum drop is in fact a large droplet of semen that typically falls from whatever place the man has just deposited it. Usually this will be falling from either the vagina or the chin/mouth as typically the man will deposit his semen on or in these places. It is rare to get a cum drop off of the breasts as generally that semen should be rubbed around and spread thin over them.

Man, the other night I was fuckin' my girl in her pussy right, and she was on top of me and I blew my nut all up deep inside them beef curtains! Then she got up to get off me and I got hit by a huge fuckin' CUM DROP right on my thigh!

by AndyCapp April 6, 2010

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