by g slice December 31, 2007
Get the nub zealand mug.A farmer who enjoys Fran Dresher and models who happen to be his girlfriend. She almost killed him with a fork but its okay he forgave her. He robs Chili's of all their corncobs when going through a dry spell.
"Holy sh** that boy took my corn!"...
"Oh thats a Zwald he's just going through a dry spell, don't mind him"
"Oh thats a Zwald he's just going through a dry spell, don't mind him"
by Sexyasschop888888888 December 12, 2012
Get the Zwald mug.A place where many, many people would like to go.... Reason why: It's beautiful, and Lord of the Rings was filmed there.
by Heather December 9, 2004
Get the New Zealand mug.A pretty darn groovy country which by reputation pushes well above it's weight. Rolling green hills,vast golden beaches ,dramatic volcanic plateau(sp?), snow capped mountains, majestic rainforests, towering fiords-New Zealand personifies diversity, both in appearance and communtity, with a fine mix of Maori (indigenous people), Pakeha( White people), Pacific islanders and and many more. People are reputedly amoungst the freindliest in the world and as said the lifestyle easy very chilled-although it has to be said the stereotype of kiwis being backwards is a complete myth. As a nation we're thoroughly commited, hard working, open minded and optimistic. Yes, we have a habit of travelling and extending our OE as it were but in hindsight we're not the bad
Tis also known to be the neighbour of Australia, and contrary to all the crap posted on this page, the anzac alliance still holds strong yet some people take this 'freindly squabbling' to extremities.
Kia Ora
Tis also known to be the neighbour of Australia, and contrary to all the crap posted on this page, the anzac alliance still holds strong yet some people take this 'freindly squabbling' to extremities.
Kia Ora
Being a kiwi ain't so bad infact it aint so bad at all.....I love New Zealand
PS: Keep supporting the Allblacks!
PS: Keep supporting the Allblacks!
by Kiwiana September 21, 2005
Get the New Zealand mug.Someone who originates from New Zealand and is also a cheapskate. It is a well know fact that these people are thrifty.
by Elmuchos April 25, 2006
Get the Jew Zealander mug.A land of beauty in the South Pacific. New Zealand is without an army but it does not need one for they are not pissing off everyone with their arrogance. It's people are generally more laid back than Aussies although they are pretty laid back also most of the time. One more thing New Zealand is still to get over it's cultural cringe which is causing this "hatred" towards Australians.
by flightguy May 2, 2005
Get the New Zealand mug.A zwalo is a very rare species that can kill with its adorable tendencies.
Zwalos are commonly afraid of thunder
Zwalos are commonly afraid of thunder
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