Noun. Generally a white person with dreads. This person often wears birkenstocks, can be seen longboarding, or chilling. Alpha zorgons are zorgons who operate on the next level, often wearing top hats, flowy pants, arcteryx jackets, and feathers and hair wraps.
by zorgon defense initiative March 1, 2011
Get the zorgon mug.A word often used to speak ill of fans who appreciate Zoro’s strength, loyalty, and character is ‘Zorotard’. It is used almost always in a derogatory way. Fans like LEVIAHSEN (aka Levi), CJDLuffy, Ragnar_AY, Wenma, Kaido876 (aka Tep), and many more appreciate his character but are called Zorotards in a derogatory way for doing so!
Most people are called Zorotards for saying that Zoro is many times stronger than Sanji, which is true. However, this triggers the Sanjitards, who then call them ‘Zorotards’!
Most people are called Zorotards for saying that Zoro is many times stronger than Sanji, which is true. However, this triggers the Sanjitards, who then call them ‘Zorotards’!
Don’t believe anything Levi says. He’s a Zorotard, so his opinion on anything holds no value at all!
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Get the Zoroastrian MC mug.A name from the northern part of Spain. The Basque Country to be exact. Translation to English is actually "Sanitary Napkin." Is easily amused and extremely good looking. Smart but lacks common sense.
by Lily Eater February 26, 2010
Get the Zorione mug.Zornitza has an exceptionally high opinion of herself that is unfounded in reality. She is the greatest person alive.
She's such a Zornitza.
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Get the Zornitza mug.Founded in Minnesota in 1997. Extreme sports enthusiasts who ride Skateboards and BMX bikes.
Main focus is on street riding and box jumps..
several professional athletes in the Brotherhood now compete in International Extreme Sports Competitions including Steve Nesser and Trevor Meyer...
Members of the psychotic Zoroastrian Brotherhood.
Main focus is on street riding and box jumps..
several professional athletes in the Brotherhood now compete in International Extreme Sports Competitions including Steve Nesser and Trevor Meyer...
Members of the psychotic Zoroastrian Brotherhood.
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I.
interjection plural: greeting.
1. A greeting you can use to address one of your pals.
2. A greeting you can use to answer the phone.
Acceptable uses for Zoonty interjection:
-(phone rings, you answer): "Zoonty?"
II.
noun slang: vulgar.
1. An indecent, perverse person, place, situation or thing.
2. A stupid douche bag faggot.
3. The High School kid who takes the toilet paper he just whipped
his ass with and runs down the hallway, smearing it on the lockers.
He is a Zoonty.
Acceptable uses for Zoonty noun:
-"I think President elect Barak Obama will bring much needed change!"
Response: "I think you, and President elect Barak Obama are both Zoonties."
III.
verb static object: descriptive/situational.
1. To epically fail.
2. To get owned at something you think you are good at.
3. To get completely fucked in a situation that was very, very unexpected.
4. To rip ass in a bitches face when she is doming you up. You just Zoontied
in a bitches face.
Acceptable uses for Zoonty verb:
-Your roommate catches you with a belt around your neck in the shower and gagging yourself with a sock while whacking off to Manga porn. You just got Zoontied.
IV.
adjective syntax: profane.
1. When you have/get something (such as the shit's, the munchies, herpes).
2. A substitute for any other vulgar curse word in the English language.
Acceptable uses for Zoonty adjective:
-You get sloppy drunk, pick up some "cougar" at the bar (who you later find out is a tranny), have anal with her/him; "it", get crabs (otherwise known as Zoonties), drive home on the wrong side of the road, get pulled over and get a DWZ (Driving While Zoontied).
I.
interjection plural: greeting.
1. A greeting you can use to address one of your pals.
2. A greeting you can use to answer the phone.
Acceptable uses for Zoonty interjection:
-(phone rings, you answer): "Zoonty?"
II.
noun slang: vulgar.
1. An indecent, perverse person, place, situation or thing.
2. A stupid douche bag faggot.
3. The High School kid who takes the toilet paper he just whipped
his ass with and runs down the hallway, smearing it on the lockers.
He is a Zoonty.
Acceptable uses for Zoonty noun:
-"I think President elect Barak Obama will bring much needed change!"
Response: "I think you, and President elect Barak Obama are both Zoonties."
III.
verb static object: descriptive/situational.
1. To epically fail.
2. To get owned at something you think you are good at.
3. To get completely fucked in a situation that was very, very unexpected.
4. To rip ass in a bitches face when she is doming you up. You just Zoontied
in a bitches face.
Acceptable uses for Zoonty verb:
-Your roommate catches you with a belt around your neck in the shower and gagging yourself with a sock while whacking off to Manga porn. You just got Zoontied.
IV.
adjective syntax: profane.
1. When you have/get something (such as the shit's, the munchies, herpes).
2. A substitute for any other vulgar curse word in the English language.
Acceptable uses for Zoonty adjective:
-You get sloppy drunk, pick up some "cougar" at the bar (who you later find out is a tranny), have anal with her/him; "it", get crabs (otherwise known as Zoonties), drive home on the wrong side of the road, get pulled over and get a DWZ (Driving While Zoontied).
-"I think President elect Barak Obama will bring much needed change!"
-Response: "I think you, and President elect Barak Obama zoonty's."
-Response: "I think you, and President elect Barak Obama zoonty's."
by eiro December 18, 2008
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