An increasingly common species due to a combination of burgeoning overpopulation and global warming.
Our little peninsula is regularly completely overtaken by tribes of zombie inlanders all the way from Fresno to San Jose, trying to catch a cool ocean breeze on the weekend.
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Right wing conservative types who engage in any form of anti-social behavior that supports their beliefs in conspiracy theory. They possess the strange trait of blind faith invested in misguided leadership and will not break rank even though they know to do so would be the right and human thing to do. Money is their god, unfounded prejudice their weapon, Big Rude Jake their nemesis. Fortunately, they are destined to destroy themselves.
Jake's song IDIFTM is all about the pig-headed ignorance that has the potential to stifle the positive forward growth of the human race. It's targeted at the Zompublican movement that refuses to believe in truth and justice. The poor bastards don't realize that they'll be doomed to a but a mention in the history books of the future.
by Speiderman January 27, 2021
Get the zompublican mug.A person who is so obsessed with football that they tune out the rest of the world and become unresponsive to any unrelated stimuli. This occurs during the game itself, any news pertaining to football, or whenever they read about football. And any free time they have is spent immersing themselves in football.
My husband has turned into a football zombie. When Sunday afternoon comes, I get no attention from him.
by IH8FB November 12, 2012
Get the football zombie mug.One who is constantly using their cell phone, iPhone, iPod or other technological device, seeming oblivious to the world around them, much like a zombie. Oftentimes they are/were restrained to children, tweens, or teenagers, (mainly the popular or rich ones) and people in the 20 year old age range. Though it has been spreading to 30 and 40 year olds recently.
Tech zombies are often sitting either in public, or they shy away from others, pecking away, texting their friends every detail of their lives and whats going on, whether it be at school, work, driving a car, etc. "Zombies" often frequent Facebook, Twitter, or similar sites 24/7, posting pics or sharing their new status like they do annually every hour or so. This often impairs their ability to drive, hold conversation, walk in public, learn... Just another addiction in our world, it seems.
It is unknown what will happen to these people when this technology is out of service temporarily, or possibly even when finally we enter another dark age and all is lost. Maybe they'll crack, maybe they'll go on psychotic rampages because they can't post the pic of the massive zit on their nose 2 hours before the prom, or maybe they'll survive, and just have piss-poor social skills.
Tech zombies are often sitting either in public, or they shy away from others, pecking away, texting their friends every detail of their lives and whats going on, whether it be at school, work, driving a car, etc. "Zombies" often frequent Facebook, Twitter, or similar sites 24/7, posting pics or sharing their new status like they do annually every hour or so. This often impairs their ability to drive, hold conversation, walk in public, learn... Just another addiction in our world, it seems.
It is unknown what will happen to these people when this technology is out of service temporarily, or possibly even when finally we enter another dark age and all is lost. Maybe they'll crack, maybe they'll go on psychotic rampages because they can't post the pic of the massive zit on their nose 2 hours before the prom, or maybe they'll survive, and just have piss-poor social skills.
*teenager texting walking down the street, not realizing it when they get to a 4 way intersection and walking out*
*person texting and driving, who, not paying any attention to the road, causes a ten car pile up and kills themselves plus killing or injuring 14 other people.*
*person standing next to a building texting for 35 minutes*
*12 year old texting in class for the entire lesson, concealing the phone under their desk as not to get caught by someone of importance, but ultimately fucking themselves out of history lesson in the process.*
Tech zombies.
Well, fuck. Most of us have probably done all the crap listed above by now, anyways. Welcome to the future.
*person texting and driving, who, not paying any attention to the road, causes a ten car pile up and kills themselves plus killing or injuring 14 other people.*
*person standing next to a building texting for 35 minutes*
*12 year old texting in class for the entire lesson, concealing the phone under their desk as not to get caught by someone of importance, but ultimately fucking themselves out of history lesson in the process.*
Tech zombies.
Well, fuck. Most of us have probably done all the crap listed above by now, anyways. Welcome to the future.
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