what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back

what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back a harsh insult to tell someone how ugly they are and they should take their ugly face elsewhere

my friend was making fun of a fat woman the other day he said to her

what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back

it was mean and it was hilarious

by blueskypanda June 6, 2020

you can go now, if you want

A dick way of saying "get the fuck out of here" if you are hanging out at someone's house.

"Well, there's really nothing left we can do, you can go now, if you want."

"Wow... Such a dick."

by thefamilyk October 4, 2009

You are really going to get it!

Oftentimes, said in anger, a parent will use this phrase in a desperate attempt to get an unruly child to obey.

Parent: "What did I tell you about talking to me like that? You know darn well that when you talk to me in that tone of voice it really annoys me. You are really going to get it!"

Child: " You have been saying that to me for the last 13 years. What is it that I am really going to get, cuz I haven't gotten "it" yet! LOL

by DrummR4GOD September 9, 2009

You can go jack off with that knowledge

What you say when someone states something that we all know and dont need someone to tell us. Used as an insult.

A: Eminem's white.

B: Yes he is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

A: Tupac's dead.

B: Yes he is dead, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

A: Miley Cyrus is a slut.

B: Yes she is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

A: The Jonas Brothers are gay.

B: Yes they are, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

A: Lil Wayne is a terrible rapper.

B: Yes he is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

A: Jessica alba is hot.

B: Yes she is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

by You can go jack off with that August 15, 2009

You tryin to go out?

Used by teenage boys in highschool to "flirt" with a good looking girl in class but can be also used as a joke said to a girl who the person thinks is not goodlooking

Brian: Heyy
Kylie:hi
Brian: You tryin to go out?
Kylie: whatever

by Reddi321 May 20, 2013

You need to go to jail

When somebody tells you that you need to go to jail is because u dick riding with no license it’s a very big felony the minimum is 25-life maximum security prison so stop dick riding -Quadarius

“Aye Jay this man better then you at every sport” “you need to go to jail” that means you dickriding so “You need to go to jail”

by Massa Q October 6, 2021

you are going to ruin your record player needle

Absolutely the best thing to put on a record playing in reverse as a backwards Satanic message.

As Mephiroth spun the turntable of his record player backwards, he could hear the luciferan chanting...you are going to ruin your record player needle...you are going to ruin your record player needle...

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 14, 2008