yoinked to abu dhabi and back in time for yoga

When you get absolutely destroyed in gaming

Every time I play first person shooters, I get yoinked to abu dhabi and back in time for yoga

by TheFatHairyGuy June 6, 2023

Yoinking the Hog

A term that refers to "jacking off" or masturbating. Yoinking refers to the actual action, while the hog refers to the penis and is a common way to refer to such.

Terry: So, what'd you do all weekend.
Peter: Ah, I was yoinking the hog.

by Idon'tknowanymore December 23, 2022

Yoink

A adjective, verb, noun, measurement, plural, constant, pronoun

“Ima take a big yoink outa that sauce”
“Where is my super yoink”
“Ah yes yoink”

by The real Batman bru October 24, 2020

Yoink

When you steal something TriHard Clap

gimme gimme yoink it real quick

by Luken132 May 3, 2018

Yoink

The opposite of yeet but carries the same energy

Mark: I had to yoink my phone before Alex could yeet it

by yeetdab69 October 31, 2018

YOINK

Yeet

Tfue yoinked on ninja

by Yt_aiden_smurf March 2, 2019

Yoink

To take something from another persons hands.

" Alex yoinked the money from his friends pocket"

by That meme dude May 15, 2019