A delicious cocktail for women, and only women who love to drink scotch. Two parts scotch, one part yakult. Stir and mix with ice.
Kim Kardashian (upon seeing yakult in your fridge): Omg do you have scotch?
You: Yeah, I think my dad has some
Kim Kardashian: Let's have some yaskotch!
You: ... Okay Kim K
You: Yeah, I think my dad has some
Kim Kardashian: Let's have some yaskotch!
You: ... Okay Kim K
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A huge jerk, typically trying to cover up his bald patch by spending way too much time trying to control undergraduates who could function perfectly without him.
"Dude who is that who keeps trying to mess with our business and make our lives miserable?, He is SUCH a Yakov"
by Anon. Mous. May 10, 2008
Get the yakov mug.Somebody who dresses, speaks, walks and generally behaves like they hail from the US of A when in reality they live with their Mum in a bungalow in Chipping Norton. They bounce when they walk, high five at every available opportunity, talk really loudly and listen to RnB or gangster rap. Some Yankophiles also have a habit of hitching one trouser leg up to their knee. They are hated by everybody apart from the other inbred, binge eating, gangster wannabe miscreants they hang around with.
A: "Did Clive have Polio when he was a kid? He seems to be limping."
B: "No, he's a Yankophile"
A: "Has he lost a lot of weight? That vest top looks like a nightie"
B: "No, he's a Yankophile"
A: "I can't understand a word he's saying. He seems to be talking in some sort of ghetto speak and his fingers look all contorted like he has spina bifida"
B: "Don't worry! He's just pretending to be something he's not in a misguided attempt to gain some sort of respect from his peers. He lives with his Mum in a sleepy Cotswold town and isn't any more gangster that my Nan. Fucking useless, drawling Yankophile."
B: "No, he's a Yankophile"
A: "Has he lost a lot of weight? That vest top looks like a nightie"
B: "No, he's a Yankophile"
A: "I can't understand a word he's saying. He seems to be talking in some sort of ghetto speak and his fingers look all contorted like he has spina bifida"
B: "Don't worry! He's just pretending to be something he's not in a misguided attempt to gain some sort of respect from his peers. He lives with his Mum in a sleepy Cotswold town and isn't any more gangster that my Nan. Fucking useless, drawling Yankophile."
by Dandy Master of the Universe October 16, 2008
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Get the Yasho mug.the act of being a human parasite, it cannot support itself alone and must leech off a host. destroys anything it touches.
by kyle broflofski November 23, 2007
Get the yakov mug.A man of great knowledge, however refuses to show the world how brilliant he really is. Extremely Narcissistic and egotistical. Yet, is doomed with no hope for love. Uses worlds like "Indeed, Spectacular, Astonishing, Quite, and Fuck You"
Well.. It's a name sooo you wouldn't really have a certain way to use it in a sentence. So I guess "Hi Yaakov"
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