Whittingham

a total cock-sucker, usually blonde and nerdy.

Guy 1: dude, what just happened?
Guy 2: I beat the hell out of that kid!
Guy 1:Why?
Guy 2:'coz he was a total whittingham!

by lolololololwarph August 29, 2011

Writing a Tom

To write a name other than your own in the snow with your urination to not be linked to doing such action and to put blame on another. Tom is usually a good common name to use.

I didn't want anyone to know that i pissed on the lawn so i wrote a tom.

It was embarrassing to be caught in the middle of writing a tom, especially by tom.

by Jake Hugo January 23, 2009

I'm not saying I'm friggin' William Shakespeare. But even writing a melody, it's a release. And I really have a need to express myself

Phrase said by Mariah Lolo.

I'm not saying I'm friggin' William Shakespeare. But even writing a melody, it's a release. And I really have a need to express myself - Mariah lolo.

by thecharacterwannie July 3, 2022

Writing Songs

Writing Songs is when you jerk off on top of a naked person and right when you are about to cum you start to hum a tune and you use your dick like a pen and write random scribbles on the stomach of the naked person to match your humming.

No Example for Writing Songs

by ut00b October 14, 2008

bare wristing

wiping your ass with nothing but your bare wrist because your to lazy to get toilet paper

after i took a shit i bare wristing it and i wiped it on my hoes face

by bad larry December 25, 2007

Tierney whittington

A Tierney Whittington is a rude, obnoxious, spoilt creature.

For you to be a Tierney you have to be 12-17 some side-effects to being a Tierney Whittington are loud annoying outbursts And extremely flat chests

Person: Why are you being so rude you’re acting like a Tierney Whittington.

by 028474765 April 13, 2020

grant writing

working for hours for free to ask for free money; and usually denied the money anyways. If you don't then you get to do more hours of volunteer work.

wanna go out?
can't busy grant writing?
why you know you're just gonna be counting scat samples if you get it

by Jo No E June 15, 2012