Flamingo Witch

A large bird of prey with the head and neck more or less bare of feathers, feeding chiefly on carrion and reputed to gather with others in anticipation of the death of a sick or injured animal or person.
Guy 1: oh no a flamingo witch
Guy 2: that a vulture fuck face
by dumb names for stupid things September 10, 2018
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Angry Witch

An aggressive handjob. Where the giver scowls at the penis. Then at the end puts his/her head back mouth open. Like a baby bird waiting for a feeding..
I was in love once. He was mexican, or asian....I dunno something weird. We met in a k-mart bathroom and he gave me the best angry witch for hours...I dont think I will find true love like that again.. wherever you are Karl K. You the best.

Karl gives the best angry witch.
by Snootamaker November 27, 2018
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Sperm Witch

A girl that will make you ejaculate in a cup during sex to then try to read your future with it like it was tea leaves. Usually, they are crazy beyond repair and well use healing crystals as butt plugs.
Marc: How was that girl you hooked up with last night?
Jeremie: Bro she was a Sperm Witch when I cam she put my cum in a cup and said I was going to die in 3 years
Marc: You need to get a healing crystal to protect you
by hahasuka December 08, 2020
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The Rape Witch

Evil bitch that will sit you by her, torment you with her souless eyes, and when she's done taking away your happiness, put you in a corner in which you will never see another classmates eyes or hear the laughter of happy children. Often her room is referred to as "The Rape Dungeon" due to the fact it is secluded from the rest of the school and has no visible windows to look in on. Stay as far away from this woman as possible!!! She will find you, she will hunt you down, and she will kill you. Physical description is as followed: Dykish haircut, evil gap between front teeth that seems to suck you in, soulless pale blue eyes, saggy bottom, and heaving angry chest.
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by valleydyke96 August 19, 2012
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witch's titty

1. Something very cold (as in "cold as a witch's titty").

2. Someone you who supports you who you know is evil (as in "drinking from the witch's titty).
1. You: "How's the weather in Melbourne?"
Me: "It's as cold as a witch's titty!"

2. Me: What are you doing these days?"
You: "Research project sponsored by Microsoft."
Me: "Microsoft? Man, you're drinking from the witch's titty!"
by vastheman October 14, 2008
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Lanka Witch

is a horrible skeleton sight of a woman. Has a long, pointy face that sits on top of a long neck and a long straight body. Has pale skin, purple rings around her eyes and long, stringy black hair. Is a terrible mother who abandons her children on doorsteps. Eye contact with one will silence the loudest and most talkative of things. Is the term Weetzie Bat uses to describe women like Witch Baby's real mother. Spends the whole day eating real sugary foods that burn the throat and drain the body.
Girl: "Did you see that thing?"
Friend: "Lanka Witch."
Girl: "Frightful to the eye."

synonyms: skeleton haggard frightful frock
antonyms: beautiful witch

feelings one has when encountering a lanka witch: stage fright shut up
by Cherokee Thunderbat April 05, 2009
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witch's streak

A lock of white or gray hair on the head of a person with otherwise dark hair, especially as a birthmark.
...She had done her hair up in a bun, with her witch's streak spiraling around the outside...
--Damia, by Anne McCaffrey
by AnonymousContributor January 10, 2006
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