William

That sensation you have where you feel a sneeze coming, but it's not there yet... and sometimes it never arrives!

man: oh, Baby, I'm having a William!
wo-man: A what?
man: Be quiet, wo-man... I need to sneeze!
wo-man: whatever...
man: Damn, wo-man, you ruined it! My William passed...

by ezdude May 11, 2006

William

The best

William is the best

by Lebwnsitsbaka February 6, 2019

william

The man with the biggest cock in the world

Girl 1: hey did you have sex with william?
Girl with big titties: yes his cock is huge!!

by Williambigiwill January 27, 2019

William

He is amazing, he is the best person in the world is smart cool funny and a great entertainment, everybody loves him he is so amazing in every way. Every girl wants him.

Have you seen William? He is so amazing!!

by Alex Roland November 24, 2016

William

William can be the best friend/boyfriend anyone could ever have. He is a great/amazing artist and is a very independent boy. He can seem very shy and but can be a very active and loud boy when he is around his friends. He is simply just the best person in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nothing can compare to him.

Me: Is that one of your masterpieces?
William: No, it's just a doodle.
Me: WHAT???????? That looks like something Picasso would draw in like, a whole decade!

William: Hi?
Me: (He sound like a shy boy) Hi!
William: Um.......What's your name?

William: LET'S START A BASKETBALL GAME!!!!!!!
Me: And I thought he was a shy boy!

by ADMIRESDRAWINGSBYWILLIAMDUDE April 3, 2019

William

William, a very hot, smart, and athletic boi he likes action movies and constantly makes references trying to impress girls he gets shut down every time because he looks and sounds like a 5-year old no matter the age, he's still smarter than Einstein though.

(Also identifies as Will)

I talked to William today, he is really hot and smart.

by Will Bro Man Dude June 17, 2018

William

I don't think there is much to say about this guy. He is very anti social, but once you get to know him, he is fucking retarded. and you'd wish you had never approached him.

"Oh well there is William, the little twat that he is."

by NiggerWamen December 3, 2019