my wifey fa lifetime is my all-time best friend, she’s always there for me, she’s very kind and caring and most importantly she is my wife ❤️😏
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The Wife Of The Rapper TH3. True Hip-Hop Wifey Status Comes From Hitting Thick Girls Over The Head With Beer Bottles In The Club All In Order To Show Those Cunts Whose Man TH3 Really Is.
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**Inside Trader Joe's - Breakfast Aisle - Friday 5:45pm**
Max: Whaddya think, Tim? Organic Cinnamon Spice Oatmeal or Fat Free Blueberry Muesli?
Tim: Go with the Muesli. Oh shit! 6 o'clock by the avos. Don't look now...
**Max peers sneakily over his shoulder at an elegantly dressed woman inspecting the heirloom tomatoes**
Max: Damn. If I wasn't dating Ashlee and I actually had my shit together, I'd be all over that.
Tim: Hashtag wifey from another lifey!
Max: Seriously!
Tim: We need to get jobs...
Max: Whaddya think, Tim? Organic Cinnamon Spice Oatmeal or Fat Free Blueberry Muesli?
Tim: Go with the Muesli. Oh shit! 6 o'clock by the avos. Don't look now...
**Max peers sneakily over his shoulder at an elegantly dressed woman inspecting the heirloom tomatoes**
Max: Damn. If I wasn't dating Ashlee and I actually had my shit together, I'd be all over that.
Tim: Hashtag wifey from another lifey!
Max: Seriously!
Tim: We need to get jobs...
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