Jesus Whompper

Kids with blue eyes and blonde hair, who's parents may have the same trait, and come from the south and brag about how awesome jesus is, even though deep down their awful people.

That new kid from georia is such a Jesus Whompper. He said Jesus loves everyone just before he laughed at the mentally challenged kids.

by carlitohasballs April 7, 2009

Savagely whomped

To be pummeled or beat up mentally or physically, if the person is screaming "whomp" than you are being majorly whomped, if they arent screaming anything, you are being savagely whomped

My friend joe got Savagely whomped the other day, he was never the same since then

by A chill demon July 17, 2020

Baby Whomper

1. When you smack a pregnant woman’s ass and her pussy jiggles too

2. Abortion

“I gave my girl a baby whomper last night.”

“I’m off to get a baby whomper!”

“baby whompered that hoe too hard now she gotta get a baby whomper”

by babywhomper March 28, 2023

whampi

(womp-e) stanky ass or fuck.

Wow that bitch smells whampi.

Ibet that bitch's pussy smells whampi.

by Rickycompton April 19, 2009

whomped

To be either so high or drunk that you become something of another high,you become whomped. This is the holy grail of highs but will have you acting like a fuck head. You space out, you aren't the same person and you eat ALL the Doritos and start to have an urge to listen to Yung Lean's Hurt. You might aswell sit down because being whomped lasts for a while

You look fucking whomped, must've been some good shit

by SimonDowns March 19, 2014

Whomp-Tooth

A term selectively used for women with a large protruding front tooth that has a considerable amount of tooth decay on it, or an adjoining tooth to the protruding member.

"Did you see that girl I brought home last night?"

"Yes but only for a minute, what was that thing in her mouth? please don't tell me she's a Whomp-Tooth."
"yea... she was a Snaggletooth alright."

by snagov October 22, 2014

whumpee

A Whumpee is a character that is tortured, abused, and/or hurt by a Whumper (the person/character causing the harm)

Bucky Barnes is a whumpee as he was tortured and hurt by Hydra

by Janny The Snek Boi February 22, 2021