Wheeler Magnet

School in Georgia for the big brains that hate everyone and especially themselves. Usually makes people go mad before they leave. Chemistry sucks ass.

Was he always like that? No, he just went to Wheeler Magnet and hasn't made an intelligible noise sinc.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

tree-wheeler

any atv with with wheels numbering 3.
a quad subtract 1.

buddy every day i goes on me tree-wheeler and has a shit load of fun!

by t-ho and da bys October 7, 2006

The Wheeler

Going to a concert with your girlfriend for the weekend, and whilst driving home, receiving road head. The Wheeler is completed when after receiving road head, you break up with your girlfriend still having two hours in the car with her.

"Is John still dating Katie?"
"No they broke up and she is really mad, he gave her The Wheeler"

by yayobroomman June 25, 2009

The Wheeler Wait

The act of buying an engagement ring for your long time girlfriend, but never actually proposing.

Eric: "Hey Jess, has James given you that engagement ring he bought for you 13 years ago?"
Jess: "I wish!"
Eric: "So I see he's still pulling The Wheeler Wait"

by HillbillyNemesis January 11, 2013

Mason Morixbauer-Wheeler

Mason is a tall bloke with a large resemblance to your average American pedophile. what's worse is that he has the habits of one too. Mason loves to touch young children, especially on public transport, while recording it. This man also LOVES driving past all the local schools to survey the area. the abuse of alcohol in his life is not uncommon. this ultimately leads to a deadly combination of his bloodlust and his favourite whiskey (the wife beater 9000)

person 1: I really pulled a Mason Morixbauer-Wheeler this afternoon when my wife crashed the car.
Person 2: A Mason?
Person 1: Yeah, a Mason Morixbauer-Wheeler

by The Hugest Cock42069 May 3, 2022

weebles

A males testicular region. Usually referred to as in painful circumstances....but not always.

1. Jeepers! Did you see CDUBB get blasted in the weebles with that football? He shoulda caught that one.
2. Dang ive had blue balls for like 4 days, my weebles prolly weigh 9 lbs a piece!

by Chase "Brownie" Brownfield October 18, 2006

WHEELER

The ability to openly lie about a medical condition or concoct a bullshit story to obtain monetary compensation without due cause. The ability to deflect blame for ones actions by using a sob story.

I got busted for shit stirring in work so think i better do a wheeler and bail with the loot.

by Payback izabitch November 4, 2012