by #jessica November 19, 2014
Punishment for losers.
I was at the changing room of a private resort, and I didn't know that the 'troublemaker' was here. He had beat me in the past, in attempts to ruin my sex life. The guy is fat as hell to. Anyway, I was in boxer-briefs that were way to big, and he came up behind me and grabbed the front and back of my underwear. He slammed me to the ground, still holding the wedgie. He dragged me over to the urinal, and it was full of dark yellow piss, and it stunk horribly of piss. He told me I had to slurp it all up or he would squeaky-clean wedgie me. I said no way, so with all the strength he had, he stretched my underwear to string size and flossed my ass. I screamed like a girl and began to cry. Then he took off my underwear and showed me the smears of my own shit and blood. He stuffed the shitty, bloody underwear in my mouth. Then he took off his pants. His saggy ass was right over my head. He spread his asscheeks apart and stuffed my face between them. The rancid smell was to much. I could not breath. Then he started farting. I could feel it spraying little bits of shit on my face and in my mouth and nose. I thought he would stop, but he went as far as to force an enormous shit out onto my face. It smushed into my eyes nose and mouth. He ran laughing, leaving me laying on the floor with my face coated with his shit, and my ass bleeding out, crying so bad it was hard to move.
by facefullofshit March 22, 2009
In basketball, when the ball gets stuck (or wedged) between the rim and the backboard. Often times, a wedgie stops play as a referee or player must dislodge the ball from this position.
Announcer 1: "The shot goes up and.... oh he missed it! Now the ball is stuck between the rim and the backboard."
Announcer 2: "Yeah, Bob, it appears we have a wedgie here."
Announcer 2: "Yeah, Bob, it appears we have a wedgie here."
by BigNick842 January 31, 2014
Verb
1:A wedgie is when a person/people grab a another person's/people's boxers/briefs/panties and pull up in a form of hurting the target. A prank often used by bullies or friends playing a joke.
2:A popular band
1:A wedgie is when a person/people grab a another person's/people's boxers/briefs/panties and pull up in a form of hurting the target. A prank often used by bullies or friends playing a joke.
2:A popular band
1: When I was in gym my friend decided to pull my pants down and lift me in a wedgie by my white boxers and since I had to pee really bad at the time I pissed myself and was very embarrassed.
2: I got tickets to wedgie's live concert this Friday!
2: I got tickets to wedgie's live concert this Friday!
by J-B-P February 16, 2014
Noun. Employed by Earl Carpenter in the early 1960’s went returning young bother in-law home, who has decided to run away from home. He has him by the back of the pants and was lifting him off the ground, this caused his pant and underwear to wedge between his buttocks.
by redwiwwwr May 22, 2017
by Reggie D. September 20, 2018
The occurrence when a person's underwear becomes uncomfortably wedged between their buttcheeks. Although it can be caused naturally by badly fitting underwear or clothing, it is usually given to someone by another person. Giving someone a wedgie requires the giver to grab the waistband of the receiver's underwear and yanking upward as hard as they can. Usually given to someone as punishment, or just to torment someone in a weaker position than them.
Giver: Hey I got something for you today.
Receiver: What is it?
Giver: It's a wedgie!
Receiver: Ow! What the hell!?
Receiver: What is it?
Giver: It's a wedgie!
Receiver: Ow! What the hell!?
by Yeet those Feet July 18, 2019