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warped puppy

Midwestern term used by wives to describe dumb husbands.
Kevin is such a warped puppy.
by Pepethexlown December 24, 2020
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warp

Travelling at speeds faster than light (usually in space), many sci-fi movies have warp-capable spaceships, all of which require some sort of warp core (which, as the name suggests, enables the object to travel at warp speeds).
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by fmate2006 August 30, 2019
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pussy warp

A warp in the very fabric of the space-time continuum caused by the power of the pussy.
I can’t believe it’s already 4 o’clock. I been in a pussy warp.
by BadB93 August 7, 2022
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warped

When someone or something is or has been moving at an amazingly fast speed.
"Did you see that kid run the 100 meter dash?"
"Yeah, he was warped!!"
by SpeedHB December 15, 2008
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Ninja Warp

A method of which to transport ones self from one location to another across a modest distance, the ability may only work while unseen by anyone. Hence the aspect of Ninjutsu.

Term commonly used in conjunction with cheating, playing unfair in FPS or turn-based RTS card games, and hacking or hax0r.

One physical method is to use the standby technique to lag the other players enough to run to a new area before fragmented packets re-capsulate and the other players resume playing. In some cases the players don't notice the transition.

Another method is to run a modified locally cached map that has additions and alterations to the playing field and/or characters/weapons.
#1 First person shooter's such as Halo and Counter-Strike.

#2 Turn-Based and Real-Time Strategy such as Dungeons & Dragons(loose-not officially supported).

Example situation:

(Halo:Combat Evolved) "He disappeared, I was following him around a corner, there was no escape or exit. He just vanished!" "..He must of Ninja Warped!"
by m3g4hur7z March 11, 2010
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Warp Piano

Pianos powered by the Merge Cube, used to teleport anywhere with a given tune.
Warp Pianos are cool
by Randonarchy April 2, 2021
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Type-warp

The lag that is experienced when typing on chat lines. Rapid-fire typing (on chat lines) creates a response-gap that interrupts the normal flow of a chat conversation, usually ending with you typing something that seems completely off topic or completely opinionated and makes you look like a N00b.
PersonChatting> Hey, did you hear about Michael dying?
YouChatting> Yeah, I heard it on the news.
YouChatting> Good thing he's dead that piece of @#it, I hated his music anyway.
Chatter1> I think his body of work will live on throughout history rather like Freddies did.
YouChatting> Oops! Type-warp!
by FlossyFlossy June 28, 2009
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