crusty wallace

When the post-coitus penis remains inside a woman on her period for an extended time partially fusing their genitals with dried discharge. Oftentimes leaving a red crust ring upon painfully pulling apart.

Its that time of the month so my girlfriend keeps giving me a Crusty Wallace if I don't pull out right after we do it.

by GingerNinjihadi July 11, 2019

Billy wallace

Your local pasty white kid

Billy is such a Billy wallace

by billy57577575456738396278 September 10, 2018

wallace university

the most prestigious university in the midwest. the harvard of lake county, if you will. a place where camera pens, screenshots, and excel spreadsheets abound.

wow! i can't believe i was just accepted to wallace university! i guess my inflated SAT score really did the trick!

by koosh13 January 31, 2019

Tasha Wallace

An amazing person that is great to be around.

Mark enjoys talking to Tasha Wallace .

by Vrac August 22, 2011

angelina wallace

The most beautiful girl on the face of the planet, who means more than anything in the world to anyone they are friends or in a relationship with... People love her for her crazy personality and she can make any day better for anyone she speaks to.

Ohh my god! Angelina Wallace is the most amazing girl ever!

by StreetFreak July 28, 2016

Emily wallace

if you ever meet a emily wallace you are so fucking lucky to have them in your life,never let them go because once u lose them u miss out big time.I have a great friend called emily and we have fallen out many of times but we are the bestest of friends and i never wanna lose her.I love her so much as a best friend.It hurts me so much to see her in pain or crying.I would never replace her and i will never ever hurt her on purpose.I want her in my life and i need her in my life forever.I want her to see this so bad so if you have a friend called emily then send this to her.Thank you so much for being there for me,you are so special to me and i need u forever in my life bestie <3

phoenix-hey..im a little sad today
emily-hey its gonna be ok gurl. *speaks random spanish language*

phoenix-bro wtf *laughs*

emily-*she laughs to*

phoenix-*picks up her cat marley and throws him outta the window*

emily-MY CAT LMAOOOO :0

emily wallace is so nice

by fire_fox553693 February 25, 2021

Austin Wallace

When your girl goes for the kill but won’t stop talking about the weirdest shit while your trying to slide in.

“Oh shit Dan, I feel the Ebola rubbing against me, Oh I’m sorry honey your probably just pulling an Austin Wallace.
Alright your deep enough, I don’t want to have to deal with your fractured hairline, chill out Veronica I can’t handle the Austin Wallace.

by Aaron Nickles January 8, 2020