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Windy Wake-up Call

Waking up someone by passing a bare assed breezy gust of excrement-laden gas in their face.
"I would have gotten her up with the Windy Wake-up call, but last time she punched my dick."
by Joel Bolt-On March 11, 2010
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CHRISSY WAKE UP

CHRISSY WAKE UPPPPPPP
by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut September 11, 2022
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waikiki wake-up call

When Cody Lacy Fucks your dad in front of you and your mom is cheering them once
by Turd mongler September 5, 2016
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sanchez wake up call

When a man jerks off and cums on his own dick then gives her a mushroom stamp to wake her up.
by Dos Bros May 8, 2017
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Wisconsin Wake up

To wake up your partner with a blowjob.
Got a Wisconsin wake up this morning from that slag I picked up at the bar last night
by Dank_Harry May 26, 2018
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Macedonia wake up call

Waking some one up by grabbing their penis and ejaculating them.
I was sleeping until I got an awesome Macedonia wake up call.
by Orange_crush June 26, 2019
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Southern Wake Up

To be awoken by your sister giving you a hand job.
After my southern wake up,I was ready to start my day.
by BillyJackoff September 4, 2020
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