Seed Vessel

a vessel or container, often a human or animal, used to house semen or seed

my friend Jesüs used his labrador puppy as a make-shift seed vessel while his girlfriend was out of town

by bigbeanballboy January 10, 2022

Yaris Verso

The rustiest little bundle of joy ever to grace the car world. This little chipped and stained wagon reaches a whopping max speed of 2mph and can challenge any incline less than 1% without ease. This ancient car, paint peeling away, can do naught to sixty in about three to five working days. Only driven by the rats of society, anyone near one of these swerving maniacs should stay far away - especially if in a Fiat 500

I tried to take my rusty Yaris Verso to the shops today but the engine spluttered and stopped working for the 10th time before I even pulled the parking brake up...

by yarisversofan June 3, 2024

Jericho Vesselonius Token

The son of Vessel Marie Token, nickname "Jerry". Jerry is a black flamingo that is incredibly beloved, with beautiful feathers that his father can be seen wearing on his back. One has to wonder if Vessel collects the feathers Jerry sheds to turn into accessories, or if he skinned Jerry and turned him into a fashionable statement piece.

Regardless, it seems everyone has collectively decided that the flamingo's name is Jerry, short for Jericho Vesselonius Token, without collaborating on it. Which begs the question of whether we have been brainwashed and are becoming a hive mind.

"Hey, you'll never believe it, but my friend stole Jericho Vesselonius Token and now he's sitting in my living room. We call him Jerry."

by d33pfri3dsp00ns July 3, 2025

The Tyrer Vesser Surprise

The act of taking multiple bananas ( at least 3) and shoving them in your Anusara while staring at your front door hoping it will burst into flames.

I can't believe my ass doesn't hurt after After doing the Tyrer Vesser Surprise.

by Apples14567 November 11, 2016

Grissom Light Science Vessel

Grissom Light Science Vessel T6, also known as T6 Oberth is the best ship in Star Trek Online
You should get it now

"What ship should I get from the Zen store?"
"Grissom Light Science Vessel T6"
Or
"Dude... I got beat up in PVP badly..."
"Were they using T6 Oberth?"

by macOSbyApple May 17, 2022