Get your significant other in the yoga position, 'Downward Facing Dog', while you are standing up, grab her thighs to where they are now up by your hips, and she is on her hands facing down, similar to a handstand, rest your male member on the rim of her anus and pull up on her thighs as you thrust downward (extremely hard), forcing an air pocket into her rectum, which when done correctly will produce an immediate, thunderous release sounding much like a bomb.
Hey man, why did you and your girlfriend break up?" ..."Well, I gave her the Vertical Salami Bomb last night." ..."ouch
by JpizzleFarizzle March 29, 2011
lesbian version of a cock block. When a friend or anyone vag blocks a lesbian from making the beast with two backs with another hot chick
Sheryl was about to get some with a hot young thing until Mary stepped in and pulled a real vertical smile denial.
by Macdonsa May 03, 2009
A vagina where the lips are so big and flabby they stick out of the bottom like bacon falling out of a vertical bacon sandwich.
Did you go down on that chick?
No, I was going to but i thought it would be like eating a vertical bacon sandwich.
No, I was going to but i thought it would be like eating a vertical bacon sandwich.
by Muivirt August 30, 2006
A womans shaved Vagina which is symbolic of a upright taco shell stuffed with live squid and shrimp.
by D.Righteous June 25, 2007
by kukamonga October 22, 2003
axe wound; pussy; muff; cunt; vag; moot; box; vagina; snatch; hairy taco; taco; poon; penis reciever; poontang; poonani; mick; anything and everything that is the female genitalia
by poonfag October 14, 2009
This word was created in an episode of Futurama.
This word means two monsters, aliens, etc. having sex with each other while standing up.
This word means two monsters, aliens, etc. having sex with each other while standing up.
by Soldier 91 January 25, 2005