vegetarian 

A person who supports the torture of animals for milk, egg, and cheese.

Vegetarian Mike: I dont eat dead animals, only the ones who are kept alive for a lifetime of suffering

vegetarian by Patrick Hennili November 19, 2006

vegetarian 

the victims of a highly classified operation devised by some jealous intelligent apes who wanted to bring down humans from the top of the food chain and rise them self.

ape general: how is our vegetarianism propaganda doing?
ape 1: sir, more and more humans are becoming vegetarian ...the rate has doubled since last week
ape general: keep working ape, the rise of the planet of apes is OOONNN!!

vegetarian by yesitsgd February 27, 2016

Vegetarian 

It's another word for asshole who doesn't like steak.

A: Did you know that Mike is a vegetarian.
B: Yes, that asshole doesn't eat meat.

Vegetarian by Sulimania March 10, 2016

Vegetarian 

A heartless monster that causes the widespread suffering of countless fruits and vegetables. It is said that you can actually find vegetarian hideouts by the sound of plant screams. It is a widely known fact that vegetarians have tiny to no penis and are just compensating.

Note: Donald Trump is almost definately a vegetarian.

Person 1: "What is that heart wrenching sound?!"

Person 2: "It is the cries from the vegetarian carrot penis surgery. They attach carrots to their south poles because they don't have dicks."

Person 1: *faints*

Vegetarian by TheRealTony001 December 6, 2016

vegetarian 

An ancient tribal name for the village idiot who can't hunt, fish or light fires.

- That guy is such a vegetarian

vegetarian by Assault Potato February 9, 2017

vegetarian 

Contrary to the definition written below, a vegetarian is someone who does not eat meat for moral reasons or the fact that they do not like meat. Actually, some/most of these people attack you if you eat meat.

Vegetarian:Dude why do people eat meat they have rights too?!?

vegetarian by Joelfan515 December 11, 2007

vegetarian 

The person in the village who could not:

1. Hunt

2. Fish

3. Trap

(only allowing them to eat vegatables)

John sucks at hunting so he will probably become a vegetarian.

vegetarian by green4 February 4, 2010