Vance

To make sweet sweet love to a couch

"It's been a long day. I'm going to go home, break out the latex gloves, and have a good old-fashioned vance."

by loveseat2025 July 26, 2024

Vance

The most beautiful person ive ever met

its vance.

by animecatgirl November 25, 2021

Vance

When a colleague just randomly enters the conversation with a nonsensical statement.

JD was a total Vance today. He accused Zander in person of starting a fight with Victor when visiting Zander in hospital and then started yelling for Zander to apologise while Victor was next door having his broken hand treated.

by OZRA April 3, 2025

The JD Vance

When you bang the couch while staring at the recliner and telling it to maintain eye contact so you can finish.

JD Vance did The JD Vance and after bought the loveseat an apology card so it didn’t feel left out.

by Don Jr. March 16, 2025

Vance

A horizontally and vertically challenged Judas who will try to get into a relationship with you to try to further his goals and proceed to fail horribly because his schemes are as half baked as everything he's done in his life

"I can't believe he thought that was a good plan he really Vance'd that up"

by HitEmHardHitEmFast August 4, 2025

Vance

A slug-ish fem-boy with little to no motivation.

I have a friend who is a vance.

by romiek August 16, 2023

vance coiner

person with this name typically makes racial slurs and watches animes

vance coiner is a weeb bruh, racist af

by veryclassifiedperson August 13, 2022