A vampire who craves the sun and hates the night. Loves to get a tan. Refered to in both The Simpsons and Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
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Get the AIDS Vampire mug.When a girl signs up to the fire department and is in the process of putting out a fire when her hose runs out of water. She then has to pull off her fire clothes and shit onto the fire while drinking the blood of the a fellow firefighter, thus giving her the energy to continue to shit constantly until the flames are extinguished.
Danny: Holy shit my house was burning down even though the fire department got there in under 5 seconds, but they ran out of water!
Al: Oh no did the house get destroyed?
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Al: Oh no did the house get destroyed?
Danny: Nah luckily they had some chick alabama chutney vampire it so its all good
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Get the Alabama Chutney Vampire mug.A social networking website for those of a altnernative, industrial, gothic culture ect, though it is mainly full of emos ,scene kids, attentionwhores and perverts.
Users usually claim to be "themselves" and hate trends and labels, when they pretty much all look the same anyway. Because they are so immensly original.
Rather than being about music and culture, vampirefreaks is or perhaps has become more of a place based on image and trend. It is full of a countless number of pointless cults, and not to mention attentionwhores of both genders who feed of trashy comments of the opposite sex.
User profiles often consist of
- a passage about how different they are. And how they want others to percive them. Or how much of a bitch or trashy they are and how they are proud of it.
-picture of the user, commonly- a girl in a weird angle or a guy lifting his shirt or showing of his stomach.
-likes and dislikes
-sometimes little emo gifs and pictures.
Users usually claim to be "themselves" and hate trends and labels, when they pretty much all look the same anyway. Because they are so immensly original.
Rather than being about music and culture, vampirefreaks is or perhaps has become more of a place based on image and trend. It is full of a countless number of pointless cults, and not to mention attentionwhores of both genders who feed of trashy comments of the opposite sex.
User profiles often consist of
- a passage about how different they are. And how they want others to percive them. Or how much of a bitch or trashy they are and how they are proud of it.
-picture of the user, commonly- a girl in a weird angle or a guy lifting his shirt or showing of his stomach.
-likes and dislikes
-sometimes little emo gifs and pictures.
person 1 : hai i joined vampirefreaks cos im so dark and alternative.
person 2 : you dont need a site to determine who you are as a person.
person 1: OMG i got soo many points this week.
person 2: heres a gold medal.
vfperson : heyy welcome to vf, 10+ your hawt ;) (but i just want you to give me points back and i'll hardly talk you ever again hehe)
person1 : 10+ thanks & hi (omggg they think im hawt ! *creams* )
person 2 : you dont need a site to determine who you are as a person.
person 1: OMG i got soo many points this week.
person 2: heres a gold medal.
vfperson : heyy welcome to vf, 10+ your hawt ;) (but i just want you to give me points back and i'll hardly talk you ever again hehe)
person1 : 10+ thanks & hi (omggg they think im hawt ! *creams* )
by JoannaT May 24, 2010
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2. a woman who unscrupulously exploits, ruins, or degrades the men she seduces.
3. a cocksucker
2. a woman who unscrupulously exploits, ruins, or degrades the men she seduces.
3. a cocksucker
Jake: blah I vant to suck your dick! (lol)
Johnny: oh shit! Jake’s a penis vampire!!!
Duke: but there are no bite marks on his neck, how can this be happing?
Johnny: it was Emily, that bitch she bit his dick and turned him into a undead cocksucker.
Johnny: oh shit! Jake’s a penis vampire!!!
Duke: but there are no bite marks on his neck, how can this be happing?
Johnny: it was Emily, that bitch she bit his dick and turned him into a undead cocksucker.
by man with no name December 27, 2008
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