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okay, it's the:
1) better state school in virginia
2) one of the top public colleges
3) somewhat preppy, but hey, what's wrong w/ that?
4) school that has hot guys
5) that teacher lady in mean girls went there
grandpa: sonny, where do you want to go to school?
sonny: virginia tech!
grandpa: damn thee! - honey, where do you want to go to school?
honey: uva!
grandpa: you can inherit all my money! yay!
by minderella December 26, 2004
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UVM hot

A term often used at UVM (Burlington, VT). “UVM hot” refers to when an attractive women lowers her standards to accommodate the men standards in Burlington. With more women than men on campus, there’s bound to be an uneven divide. All the sudden the homeless looking men are solid options. Out of those options, many of these men are gay, bi, or somewhere in between, leaving you with a resounding small pool of potential picks. Prior to being at uvm, these people might’ve not seemed attractive to you, but now are. This dissolution will grow through the 4 years of attending this “stuck-in-the-70s-skier-crunchy-raggy-crusty-earthy-pseudo-hippie” school/city. Why is Bernie attractive all the sudden? It’s because he’s UVM hot.
Oh the burnout smoking a cig on a porch next to his skateboard? UVM hot.
Synonyms for “UVM hot”:
“He composts”
“Not actually attractive but you’re blinded by the shitty options”
“Smells like weed and moles”
“Real-world ugly”
“I don’t know what I was thinking”
“Looks good only with ski goggles, helmet and snow pants on”
Katie: “Hey girl I need your opinion on this guy. Is he actually hot or is he UVM hot?”
Paige: “definitely UVM hot but honestly can’t tell the difference anymore”

Samantha: “I’m questioning if I should just turn lesbian at this point.”
Georgia: “That would definitely better your chances of not being single”
by Vermontea January 13, 2021
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UVF

Ulster Volunteer Force. A Loyalist paramilitary group created to stand against Home Rule in the early 1900s before the 1st World War. Later became one of the Loyalist groups fighting against the IRA, Irish Republican Army, during the Troubles claiming a right to be part of Britain and keep their British identity. Even thought they ended their armed campaign many rioters can be seen on the streets claiming UVF membership and UVF flags are still flown and murals are still created. They murdered Cathloics and have now decided to move into the drugs trade. Also they are scum and should be taken out and shot
Very popular for of UVF/UDA graffiti KAT, which means Kill All Taigs(Catholics), therefore they are scum :)
by N3RDF1GHT3R29 July 15, 2011
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UVA

The University. Thomas Jefferson's University. Oft disliked by applicants without merit. Stunning history and current status. Oldest engineering school in Virginia. First true public, non-religious college in the United States.

Traditions. Leaders. Class. Thomas Jefferson lives.
You went to UVA? I applied but I could not get in, so I went to (fill in the blank)
by oldstocks November 29, 2007
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uva

the university of virginia....a school where all the students look like they just walked out of a Gap commercial. the girls dress like they are forty years old and then guys and arrogant bastards. you wait in line for an hour to possibly get into a frat that plays only madonna and other gay 80's music. basicly, the WORST place to go to college.
Lindz: "I have a friend that goes to UVa."
Kelly: "Oh, he must be a douche."
Lindz: "This is true."
by lindsay December 13, 2004
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UVA

A top 25 school consistently rated as the #1 or #2 public school in the country. A school where 95% of the kids who attend graduated in the top 10% of their high school class. A school where you have to earn your grade, because you're competing against the best of the best.

JMU & VT are both great schools. Virginia is one of the best states in the nation for incredible colleges. But neither are quite at UVA or W&M's level.

UVA - 29-31% acceptance rate
VT - 67-70% acceptance rate
JMU - 67-70% acceptance rate
VT engineer - "I go to Tech, I'm an engineer. Where do you go?"
UVA student - "UVA. I'm a bio major"
Radford students - "Those are some freakishly smart dudes...let's get out of here and go get drunk. Then let's go to a VT football game and pretend like we are Tech students because they're good at football. And we like football."
by gjjr454 December 6, 2011
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uva

the school which students who care about their lives after college attend and is located in the city voted #1 to live in america. people who couldnt get in or people bitter about their economic situation tend to have a problem with uva because the harsh reality that uva students will be their bosses one day. these people have a problem with popped collars, reason being that they arent stlyish or attractive enough to pull it off. they also have a problem with the fact all uva students wear is ralph lauren, etc...; this is becuase they are jealous and cant afford to. once an individual with serious grievances against uva gets over their inferiority complex theyll see that while they may not be able to make a future for themselves, uva grads will be there to provide a job for them some day.
and just in case the above wasnt evidence enough to prove uvas superiority:
"Just about every other school in Virginia likes to bash UVA kids for being 'pretentious' and 'snobs'. In other words, they get called out for thinking they're better than everyone else. Well, if you went to the school in Virginia with the most stringent admissions requirements, best overall athletic program, most beautiful campus and coeds, most successful and famous alumni, the most storied social scene, was founded by Thomas Jefferson, and all that happened to be in what was voted the #1 city to live in America, well you'd think you were the shit too."
- ESPN's review of college campuses + Ryan Bitzer
bitter jackass: man i hate uva, theyre all a bunch of preppy, pompous fags.

bitter jackass (4 yrs later out of college): no boss i never had anything against uva, your alma mater is a great school. let me kiss your ass the rest of my career in hopes that i might make a fraction of what you do.
by uva#1 May 15, 2006
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