The act of wearing an undergarment i.e. Underwear, boxers, panties for at least a week but can exceed a month. May also be soiled in some way and or be accompanied by a smell.
by some guy1 June 16, 2010
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When Bill saw the brilliant flash of an atomic explosion on the distant horizon, he knew it was time to put on his Apocalypse Underwear and hide in the bomb shelter.
by rez111 July 20, 2011
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by Wedgie101.2 January 2, 2012
Get the Superman underwear mug.a pair of underwear that barely do their job and are a huge inconvenience. Traits might include bunching up around the crotch making it look like you have a public erection, riding up, too open at the crotch, wont stay buttoned, don't have a lucky spot, ect.
by that other guy from the bar December 10, 2013
Get the traitor underwear mug.ShockUnderwear is underwear that has a little piece of metal, & some wires people can't feel and gives electric shock to the victim, through flowing electric currents. It comes for boys and girls, men & women in many diffrents designs & colors: Such as stripes, solids, flowered prints, animal prints & railraod ties, just like normal underwear. It comes in thongs, g-strings, string bikini breifs, bikini breifs, sports breifs, granny panies, breifs, trunks, boxer breifs, and boxers. Shock Underwear doesn't come cheap. It is very hard to find. Most stores and online sites don't carry it. How sad, since it is a good prank to pull, & if more people knew it would be the new sensation that's sweeping the nation. For added discomfort give the victim a normal wedgie. You the giver will recieve a little shock, but add major discomfort to the wearer of this prank underwear. DON'T put shock underwear, over victims head, otherwise SERIOUS INJURY, & or DEATH may OCCURE. No, I didn't do this to anyone, it is just COMMON SENSE. If more Americans used common sense, this country would be smarter, but anyways shock underwear is fun.
For my sixth birthday, my adopted female cousin came over, gave me a black & yellow railroad tie boxer, it was, but is was also SHOCK UNDERWEAR and I didn't yet know about the shock part of the underwear. I was already embarsed, but had no choice but to try it on, since I had to be polite & MY MOM WAS THERE. My cousin told me I was six and needed to get out of tidy whitys. Next I go to try in on & it's shocking me around my waist with electrical current. It hurt like Hell. Next thing I know, is I'm running into the living room in nothing but the shock underwear and myy shirt the shock boxers are shocking me. I have never been so embarsed, even though I got $2,000.00 from them, since money is no object for her family. To this day, I still wear tidy whitys & have yet to recieve another wedgie. I went to another city and gave them to my male cousin, who I hate.
by freindly tip29 June 18, 2009
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Girl#1: Hey, wouldn't these panties be nice victory underwear for your third date?
Girl#2: Don't say that! We haven't gotten that far yet!
Girl#2: Don't say that! We haven't gotten that far yet!
by Auric the Rad March 25, 2017
Get the victory underwear mug.The word underwear is commonly known as the undergarment worn for both men and women down below beneath clothes. This more modern definition means "to understand." This common noun has now become an adjective in the world of "slang" to describe comprehension.
"I do not underwear what's going on." - This sentence simply is translated to "I do not understand what's going on."
Variations of the word "underwear" exists to better express various degrees of understanding. For example, if one barely understands a situation, they may say "I rubber-band underwear" showing that they literally - BARELY underwear whereas someone who understands partially may say "I thong underwear."
Variations are left for the user to experiment with.
Variations of the word "underwear" exists to better express various degrees of understanding. For example, if one barely understands a situation, they may say "I rubber-band underwear" showing that they literally - BARELY underwear whereas someone who understands partially may say "I thong underwear."
Variations are left for the user to experiment with.
by WessTigga January 16, 2011
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