gusset typing

female masturbation

"when you're alone in bed thinking of me do you do a bit of gusset typing baby?"

by andy August 31, 2003

Typing Spree

When typing an essay or paper for school/work you may get bored or distracted and type random words/letters completly off topic of the paper just to take a break. This is called a typing spree. what you type when in a typing spree may be influenced by a song you are listening to or an event that happend earlier that day.

Note: the words in a typing spree are usually deleted after the writer realizes what he typed made no sense and that he was just really bored so he randomly typed to cure his boredom.

History Essay

The most famous person in history is often controversal, but i believe it is the...... mister kitty couldn't attack the one mouce so he flew to the desert for many stuff like fish

-A Typing Spree has occured here because the writer was talking about history but ended up talking about a cat and desert, and to everyone except the writer this makes no sense-

by redfroggy October 5, 2009

hat tipping

There was a time. A time before planking. A time when the local top-hat reigned supreme. Before Tim Tebow was a glimmer in his parents' eye. A time known as the Age of Hat Tipping. It hearkens back to the days when all a man had to do was reach up and give his hat a slight tip. Whether this be in a photograph or to a friend on the other side of the street was of no concern. In a world of technology and confusion, we need something simple to remind us of the days of old. Something to restore our faith in fellow men and women alike. We need hat tipping.

Dude 1 "Hey guys, let's go planking!"

Dude 2 "No way, that's old, let's go Tebowing!"

Abraham Lincoln "Anything other than hat tipping is for school children."

Dude 1 & Dude 2 (in unison) "sweet manatees, he's right."

by Founding Father November 11, 2012

Ghetto Typing

When people on websites decide it's cool to type in sporadic uppercase, in such a way that it looks like their Caps Lock is broken.

"I aM So HeLlA GhEtTo... mII boii Iz sO GaNgStA. -Ghetto Typing

by nDante January 22, 2009

typing

Something a lot of people who use the internet can't do.

Tihs is tghe wsya a lto fo poepelk typwe.

by shafticus December 25, 2004

drunk typing

When you're drunk and trying to type on your computer.

I was drunk typing to my boyfriend last night.

by llitfin October 11, 2007

Typical Teen

A Typical Teen, or a 'TT', is technological pandemic of a group of people who you would typically find on Facebook or in the shopping mall. Typical Teens tend to be girls from the age 13-18. You know those annoying youngsters who post emotional Taylor Swift lyrics status' everyday, have thousands of edited mirror selfies daily, or excessively use smiley faces and acronyms like 'LOL'? We all know someone like that. It's a true disease that is sadly taking over 1 in every 5 teenagers.

Diagnosis: If you take selfies, abbreviate everything, are on facebook 24/7, listen to mainstream music, watch shows and movies that favor to teens, only wear hollister or forever 21, have a new lover every other month, or care way too much about your appearance... You are a TT.

Cure: Sorry but once a TT, always a TT.

Katie: LOL hey wassup GF?!:) I luff Ux10!!! TTYL LOLS

Lara: God, you are such a Typical Teen. I'm praying for you.

by Laraaaaah November 6, 2011