broken toothpick

The thin line of skin on the underside of the penis that runs from the head down the shaft that resembles a broken toothpick.

Maria was edging my cock last night and I blew a wad across the room when she flicked her tongue on my broken toothpick

by Tony Two-Times April 14, 2017

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acoustic toothbrush

An acoustic toothbrush is a non-electric toothbrush.

I used an acoustic toothbrush on my vacation.

by frangebort August 7, 2017

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Resin tooth

When you go for a filling at the dentist then after you go for a massive stitchy bucket behind Asda and the resin sticks to your tooth.

“Heard about Taylor Boyle mate? He got resin tooth the absolute mad man hahaha!”

by Ghandi’s Mam January 23, 2019

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Pie flavored toothpaste

A female pleasuring herself with a tube of toothpaste.

I use Pie flavored toothpaste AND LOVE IT!!!!!

by AR15 December 14, 2008

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A euphemism for semen, deposited into the mouth of one adminstering fellatio, usually in the hopes of gaining financial benefit or career advancement.

First used in the January 23, 2002 The Onion article "Who Do I Have to Blow to Win the Bancroft Prize in American History?"
http://www.bigosoft.com/dan/bancroft_prize.htm

"I was so intent on getting that adminstrative position that I guzzled gallons of Tijuana toothpaste."
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"How did someone as dumb as her become Vice President of the company? She must be brushin' with some serious Tijuana toothpaste."

by Pepper May 13, 2005

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Toothless Event

An event where it's a bunch of senior citizen or old people. They all lack teeth which makes them toothless. The activities done at the events are usually boring.

Guy 1: Dude, are you going to Harry's Grandpa's party?

Guy 2: Nah man, I heard its going to be a toothless event...bunch of old people talking about their hip replacement

by MochaMarguerita March 6, 2011

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