twisted method

talented crack rock music
skillful godly music, that landed them a record deal and on tour with ozzy osbourne straight from cape coma. not, i repeat, NOT nu metal

everybody from the front to back, get in the pit show me where your at!

by shoeless joe August 11, 2003

twisted

wrong, backwards misinformed

Don't get shit twisted

by tykarey May 19, 2005

twisted

1. mixed up, confused
2. carzy, wild
3. to get s.o. wrong

by VAKI5 November 8, 2003

twisted humor

1. dark, offensive, but funny remarks
2.a totally pointless but awesome series on youtube

1. "I may be going to hell but at least my friends will be there too"
2. Hippie Guy: "Isn't mother nature groovy man?
Pissy Guy: "Hell no! Mother nature's being a bitch! Im freezing my ass off!"
3. We remade the 1950's Duck and Cover video for our own sick and twisted humor

by The Voices in your head February 20, 2009

a twisted giggley

a wretchedly deformed pussie

"Oh my god...now that is one sickly twisted giggley!"

by Greg Satin January 15, 2003

twisted

Really really fucked up on drugs

"Dude, i blew 3 rails of K and Coke all mixed up and then took some E pills i am TWISTED!!!!"

by lad March 18, 2003

Twisted Apple

A person who refuses to acknowledge the inferior nature of Apple's over hyped, over priced devices, such as the I-Phone, I-Touch, or I-Pad. The following mental disorder is the result of untreated "I-Phone Effect". The "twisted apple" will usually have a McJob, such as Starbacks, or work part-time as para-legal.They will constantly brag and boast that their I-Phone is the best thing after sliced bread. They will try to impress you with the GPS navigation on the I-Phone, but they never learn how to use it. They also obess on Steve Job's and will masturbate to his podcast's.

Ricky: Hey Britt, can you use your GPS navigation and get us directions to the Snoop Dogg concert. His concert is in Santa Ana, at the Galaxy Theater.

Britt: Sure, this GPS shit is idiot proof. A monkey can even operate this shit.

(58 minutes later)

Ricky: Hey Britt, are we lost? How come we are entering into Huntington Park?

Britt: (Valley girl accent) OMFG! This blueberry blunt you rolled got me so blown. I havent figured out how to use this GPS(giggles). OMG, the Apple salesmen made it look so simple in the MAC mall store. Let me call tech support.

Ricky: Britt, you are a I-Hole. I should have known you were a "twisted apple". (pulls out a Thomas Guide instead).

by tr353r February 1, 2010