tubs world

When you enter a relationship, you enter a new phase of life: Nights on the couch, gazing dreamily into your lover's eyes. Moonlit walks on the beach. Ravenous consumption of rocky road. Twenty pounds. Brunches. Love handles. Acne. Baby showers. Elastic waist pants. Alas, before you know it, your dream of relationship bliss has become a new reality: Tubs World.

Brah: "Hey brah. You surfing Saturday?
Boyfriend: "No. Lila and I are going to the farmers market and Home Depot."
Brah: (blank stare)
Boyfriend: "Tubs world."

by Dr. Evil 518 July 25, 2012

Tub-shitter

Tub-shitter or T.S. is used to describe a grotesquely obese (fat) person. Basically, a person too big to use a toilet that has to park (sit) their ass on a bath tub to shit.

What a tub-shitter!
Check out the tub-shitter!

by GreatD2 May 2, 2006

tub of lard

A person who is so fat and/or disgusting that the very sight of them invokes images of a giant vat filled with congealed animal fat.

Kate is so f-ing disgusting. What the he@l does that tub of lard think she is doing. She is not hot enough to get away with saying that.

by Chad October 2, 2003

h tub

The writings of the xeno in the the BBC´s poetry corner .

Trying to see into the future as Nostradamus.

" h dub was translated from " the tower in which 95,5 % are white , but do beleave that their are black" to mean " homework ". to try to understand this , h tub came up while trying to but in different forms of the original word h dub.

by Amirouche Roos August 11, 2006

Tub Girl

A girl who lays in a tub and sends a cascade of crap flying out of her ass into her mouth.

Tub Girl is the only thing that can make my penis hard.

by Your mom January 21, 2004

tub crapper

When a person gets too large for a conventional toilet bowl and has to crap in a bath tub.

I bet that fat dude is a tub crapper

by smollenkopf October 3, 2008

Tub Wookie

The hair ball or clump in the tub after someone takes shower or bath. Generally used when you find someone else's, as opposed to calling your own a Tub Wookie.
A few strands of hair or small clump may be called a Tub Ewok

Dammit Gwen! Stop leaving a Tub Wookie in the drain after every time you shower!

Michael, when you leave the shower, do you think you could take the Tub Wookie with you?

by frankieidaROOP April 11, 2010