Trouser Troll

Any giant penis that should never see the light of day but somehow always does when the owner gets drunk.

Like most evil, shadow dwelling creatures, the trouser troll is ugly and smells of rotten death.

You always know the trouser troll is there and are afraid to approach the area where it lives.

"Oh my god, last night Aaron got drunk and I saw his trouser troll!!!"

"Really? And you didn't turn to stone??"

by powellja September 10, 2012

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red trousers

Trousers hated by stylish Chelsea FC supporters. Mostly worn by Fulham and Arsenal fans. Also known as "tosser trousers" or "wanker pants".

Chelsea fan Clive: "OMG, look at those red trousers"

Chelsea fan Seb: "Terrible, must be a Fulham fan, no taste"

by Sebcfc March 11, 2014

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Trouser Trouting

The act of displaying your penis while still wearing pants. Usually accomplished by unzipping the pants and exposing the penis. This is often done at party's or in public as a joke, but can also be utilized as a means to proudly display your penis to potential sex partners to ignite arousal and attraction.

That guy over there is Trouser Trouting, he's got his dick hanging out of his zipper in front of Mary. I bet she's going to hook up with him.

by Baalor December 7, 2012

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Kotch Trousers

Trousers or Tracksuit Bottoms which are extremely comfortable. loose to wear and hang low from the hip, these are the ultimate item of clothing when all you wanna do is "Kotch"
80% Cotton 20% Polyester are recommended.

After a heavy night out:
"Shit man you bashed loads of beanz"
"It's ok, i got my kotch trousers"

by Loganslean July 2, 2005

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