Any giant penis that should never see the light of day but somehow always does when the owner gets drunk.
Like most evil, shadow dwelling creatures, the trouser troll is ugly and smells of rotten death.
You always know the trouser troll is there and are afraid to approach the area where it lives.
Like most evil, shadow dwelling creatures, the trouser troll is ugly and smells of rotten death.
You always know the trouser troll is there and are afraid to approach the area where it lives.
"Oh my god, last night Aaron got drunk and I saw his trouser troll!!!"
"Really? And you didn't turn to stone??"
"Really? And you didn't turn to stone??"
by powellja September 10, 2012
Get the Trouser Trollmug. The act of displaying your penis while still wearing pants. Usually accomplished by unzipping the pants and exposing the penis. This is often done at party's or in public as a joke, but can also be utilized as a means to proudly display your penis to potential sex partners to ignite arousal and attraction.
That guy over there is Trouser Trouting, he's got his dick hanging out of his zipper in front of Mary. I bet she's going to hook up with him.
by Baalor December 7, 2012
Get the Trouser Troutingmug. Trousers hated by stylish Chelsea FC supporters. Mostly worn by Fulham and Arsenal fans. Also known as "tosser trousers" or "wanker pants".
Chelsea fan Clive: "OMG, look at those red trousers"
Chelsea fan Seb: "Terrible, must be a Fulham fan, no taste"
Chelsea fan Seb: "Terrible, must be a Fulham fan, no taste"
by Sebcfc March 11, 2014
Get the red trousersmug. Another way of describing when your penis becomes erect and pushes upward against the crotch of your pants, also known as pitching a tent, standing at attention, morning wood and rising son
by Metallicajunkie October 23, 2018
Get the Trouser Mountainmug. The unfortunate and unintended phenomenon whereby an attempted fart and dart is performed too rapidly, resulting in the perpetrator being followed by his or her own brown cloud around a public place, leaving little or no doubt as to the initial deliverer of said methane.
Jesus Mother of Christ, that trouser trailer could only have come from the bloke over the other side of the shop! If he'd timed it a split second later he'd have pulled off a classic fart and dart!
by Network Synergies Mgmt September 27, 2011
Get the Trouser trailermug. by Borris Beck February 20, 2015
Get the Trouser Barnaclesmug. a skid mark in your pants. usually common on those who wear no underwear. a greasy fart that squirts into the pants.
After a greasy fart, Otto rushed to the bathroom, pulled down his pants, and to his surprise had fouled himself. The distinct markings of a trouser spider could be seen in the seat of his britches.
by malibulivin May 18, 2012
Get the Trouser Spidermug.