townie

townie

can be used to mean a complete and utter prick

by toWn-e April 28, 2003

townie

*Townie* Lads and lasses who congregate into a pic "posse" and go around dissin the fit skaters of the world..makes me sick.
the girls wear short normally white skirts with a black thong,a REALLLY low top so all there gold fake shit hangs into there cleavage,and wear so much hairspray they dont need bobbles cause there hair stays like that with out them...wear high heals which they cant walk in OR wear a hooded top sayin "babe" or "Princess" or "FCUK" and "Trakki" bottoms wif them tucked into there socks
Lads:walk round wif there "Trakkis" tucked into socks,wif a hooded top and there cap on normally with hood up. Proberly walking round with a fake gun pretendin to shoot people/objects. at nite u will find em outside a club with a bottle of cider arguin with the bouncer to let them in with there "Bitches" with the fag on linkin on to there arms pouting at the bouncer in all there fake "Bling"

"you biatch,just cruisin in my low rider init?"
"Maaan look at them sub woofers..wanna go pull some biatches?"
"Yeah man"*Goofy laff*

by Wizziwoo March 5, 2004

townie

they wear rockports and a fucking stupid cap that points to thye sky. Come owt wiv shit words like boonies(cigarettes) and lower(money). The girls are pregnant by the time they are 16 and they are normally found hanging about scum council estates. they are all thick and consider getting one GCSE a real challange. This is because they are kicked out of school before they reach 12 years of age. they have also got a fascination with fake burberry.

townie: 'ere mate have you got and boons?
normal person:no sorry
townie:so any boons i can find on you i can have.
and then they assault you.

by cj February 23, 2004

townie

NOT someone who goes to town almost every day. Whoever thinks this must be a noob or a thick fat fish. They have the personality of a chav basically.

"u lookin at me, i'll bang u out m8."
"fuck off u townie"

by Lotty April 24, 2005

townie

aka scummy twat, living in a burberry caravan with 1264illegitimate children, all sporting hooped earings and shaven hair

Townie: 'Owaaay woh ya doin ya fuckin cunt'
Normal person: 'laughing at you, prick'

by BlinginMongHead January 7, 2005

townie

A townie is a person that looks down on everyone that they meet. they all have a 'leader'. in our school it's rachel cox. she is as thick as shit!. All townies plaster on make up with trowels and walk around in their so called 'designer clothes... yea rite.

townie 1)auww my gwaddd like my foundation has cracked!
townie 2)errrrrrm (thinks for a moment) ere i got sum (passes foundation and trowel)
Townie 1) cheers luv. auww my gwadd look at her (points at goth)
Townie 2) wat a freak!
goth) no i think u r the freaks
townie 1 & 2) ERRRRRRR NO!
Remind you of neone? 2 everyone at de ferres it shud do ( becky redfern and beth howard)

by marie November 12, 2004

townie

a townie or so called "chav" is a immature male/female who hates nething that involves change he is one who doesnt like nething that is not "nike" "addida" and he/she looks down on neone who has an IQ greater than a rotten corpse a townie in its natural habitat will grunt and yell until something has gone his way this never normally works so he goes out and will try and release himself by mating with a female or well nething with a pulse once this act of terror is done he feels enlightened and things of himself as the reel ALFA male and will cause useless fights
the female on other hand will be bitchy will pick on ne one that she does not like and will try and mate with who she thinks is the ALFA male once she has done this she seems entitled to say ne phrases and gains alot more respect from the others

things to folow if u want to become a townie/chav

dont have an IQ
dont do nething neone else wouldnt do
dont wear clothes that look good
dont have emotions

i little poor innocent boy plonked in the middle of town baseball cap put on head squared off to 90 degrees then tracksuit bottoms (addidas)(nike)(etc) tucked into socks (reebok)(addidas)(etc)
dodgy trainers with some silly pattern on side put onto his feet and strip him of dignity and he is done

by Me January 4, 2004