Touching

It would seem it's equal to "fucking." Based on the lyrics for The Dresden Dolls' "Sing," where some half-deaf music downloaders posted the lyrics as being "There is this thing that's like fucking..." when the booklet and song clearly say "There is this thing that's like touching."

"I was totally fucking a boob..."
"What?"
"I mean... touching. I'm a 12-year old dumbtouch..."
"Die. Please."

by J. B. Baby May 25, 2006

Touching Cloth

When one binds ones "cheese" in fabric,thus leaving the woven imprint upon the "ripe old cheshire"!

"i'm touching cloth, you'd better cut yourself a slice off this...go on...there's plenty."

by Darran Pritchard October 17, 2003

touching cloth

when one needs to use the lavatry so bad that it is unbearable and the excrement begins to touch your underwear.
Touching cloth is the stage before the term running (or rolling depending on the shape)down ur leg and after the stage of losing control of ur bowels. Touching cloth more often than not leads to stains so, heavens, please do be aware

Emma: oh gee i think im touching cloth colleen
Colleen: oh emma i do believe i am also touching cloth
Emma: yahaha yahha golly thats astounding lets go clean up
Colleen: that would be great. would you mind if i were to have a joint which i rolled this morning
Emma: why id be offended if you didnt

by deane October 30, 2007

Touching cotton

You've committed a lumpy corn filled stanky loaf, and there is no turning back.

P.S.A.-If you are touching-cotton, don't sit down unless it's on the Dumper!!

"It felt like an SBD (silent but deadly) and now I'm touching cotton- Woe is me"

by R. Trelford March 9, 2004

log touching

when a person puts their entire hand up the ass of themselves or a recievong partner.

Looks like you're into a little bit of the log touching aren't you fag.

by David Meacham January 20, 2003

grass-touching

a term used when you lose an argument with an educated person and dont know what to say.

dumb person: ugh larries are so stupid, touch some grass!
smart person: i am now grass-touching. never felt better, thank you!

by bbm gc November 12, 2020

touching cloth

having an urge to shit and hold on

i was driving home the other night and really needed a turd seriously i was touching cloth i was that close

by lytral 79 August 4, 2009