Tori

Tori is known for having the god of all penis’s. her dick is so fucking big even god himself is questioning wether he’s packing or not. tori’s will usually weigh more bc of just how outrageously huge her cock is. her back often gets sore bc of how humongous her shlong is.

guy 1- wow she walks funny

leprechaun - haven’t you heard? man she has the biggest horse cock ive seen.

guy 1- seen?

tori- wanna see too?

leprechaun- omg does that mean i get to see it again? 😫

by squeegee_mern July 30, 2022

Tory

bad tempered , doesn’t associate wit other people, smart, handsome, fine, isn’t friendly, ambitious, doesn’t talk much round other people but act a fool around his bros , down ass boyfriend

you can always be a Tory.

by i do not care bout a soul December 15, 2018

tory

an ugly pale sheman with rackne and yellow teeth who likes to try and date other womens men and lies every chance heshe gets. wants to live every one elses life but hisher own and thuroughly enjoys masturbating in public.

guy 1: is that person a male or female?
guy 2: i don't know, they have yellow teeth and acne though.
guy 1: oh they must be a tory

by anon20091055 December 22, 2010

torie

1. A torie is a term used to describe someone who is ugly and rude.

2. It can also be used to describe your poop to your friends.
3. The last definition is someone who is a female dog.

1. That person looks like torie.
2. i just took the biggest torie my butt began to bleed!
3. You are an ungrateful little torie.

by maxmilano2 August 16, 2011

Tori

Tori is slang for cocaine, yayo, coke, or snow. The euphemism gained popularity in the late 90's in the southern California region, eventually spreading and gaining use in northern Califoria circa 2002. While the use has been largely in the California area, use of it has been reported on the east coast as well as international locations.

In addition, it can be used twice in a sentence to suggest large amounts or 'going on a bender'.

1. Let's do some Tori and get the party started.
2. I'm looking for some Tori Tori, how much?
3. I can't belive you do Tori, just joking, I do too, let's do it together and fool around all night long.

by Itinerant September 27, 2007

Tori

a bitch that has 100% been diagnosed with BIG GAY

avoid at all costs unless you want the big fat gay
also an ex-hoe

1- "is that tori bruh?"
2- "yes bruh run unless you want the big gay!"

by mattybAked September 16, 2018

The Tories

A Conservative party full of stuck up arseholes who are 99% of the time white old people who can usually be seen around the isles of m&s. The sight of the BLM movement makes them want to jump off of a bridge.

“Why did you just spit on that homeless person?”

“Because I am part of The tories.”

by Your local Karen February 22, 2021