Macho Gay Touching (MGT)

When a man and another man harbor secret sexual desires for each other (either known or unknown) and use 'many' gestures to express their passion without others knowing. Gestures can include: Back thumping, head locks, and arm punches being held a little too long, and turn into arm around shoulders. Being completely manly of course.

1 goes up to 2 and forcefully pats back as a way of greeting, and lingering a little too long. Fist bumping and holding it there. Coming up behind someone sitting and putting hands on shoulders.

Oblivious people see it as macho men's way of greeting each other, more aware people see it as Macho Gay Touching (MGT)

Can also include things such as sharing meals, and buying matching shirts, even though they are not included in the "touching" aspect.

by PikFish November 18, 2009

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torchin' gorts

to smoke cigarettes or cigars.

"have you guys been torchin' gorts over here?"

by frothin_rigmaster July 30, 2009

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fancy touching

Poking someone in the side of the ribs with your finger. Preferably if they are wearing a cricket jumper.

Ben sits next to Emily in the office and in moments of boredom likes to poke her, sharply, in the ribs with his forefinger. He laughs, she squeals. This is called 'fancy touching'.

by original Isaac October 2, 2013

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Touching Spirit Bear

Beating someone so badly that they become mentally retarded

Guy 1: Did you hear that John is spreading rumors that you fucked him buck wild?
Guy 2: No, but the next time I see him I will touching spirit bear his ass.

by Dirty snatch February 7, 2017

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