tongue of hazard

performing the art of cunnilingus with a tongue that goes buck-wild. the "tongue of hazard" technique involves rapid tongue thrusting on various parts of vagina. it is known to satisfy any woman with the utmost level of gratification

John: Hello ... Atlantic Avenue Deli, may I help you?
Linda: You know who this was when you were performing the "tongue of hazard" on me last night"
John: I'll go get Joe

by Bouc of Hazard March 16, 2007

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Tongue in the dot

The act of licking or pushing your tongue in the asshole.

My mother in law loves a bit of tongue in the dot, even more when the wife is watching.

by Zafspanda January 26, 2020

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tongue jabber

The act of sticking your tongue straight out, moving in and out of a pussy.

Dom loves to give Nicole a tongue jabber!

by n-hole December 20, 2008

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Tongue Tanning

Tongue Tanning, or “Tan Tongue” is the act of licking/and or tongue punching the asshole of someone male or female. It needs to be performed urgently after a fresh shit, as the goal is to coat and desecrate the tongue. letting the shit harden, giving the tongue a “Tan” look.. Laxatives may be necessary for better results and a “Tanner tongue”

Haley: Did you see how brown Brian’s tongue looked today?? What the hell is up with that?

Dan: Yeah he was tongue tanning last night.. he had his tongue deep inside Aaron’s asshole almost all night, giving him a tan tongue..

by Strenuous Bowels August 01, 2018

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