Tom

A very cool sexy handsome guy who hates Frankie Kinsella (Famous biologist)

Tom hates Frankie’s

by ColourfulNut2045 February 27, 2022

Tom

Any canadian goose that approaches you with caution until offered a pretzel.

Tom took the pretzel from my hand

by oscarthegrouch62 July 11, 2021

Tom

Fat ugly neek

Tom is a fat ugly neek

by Tom the fat neek July 28, 2020

Tom

(Adj.) Describes a Super Shot from Tara (or a "Pull") that hits nothing at all in the Supercell Game "Brawl Stars"

"That's the most **Tom** pull I have ever seen!" - says Spen

by P4R21V4L September 17, 2021

Tom

Time of month

"Oh no, tom's here!"
"It's that tom"

by Kmoral05 June 15, 2017

Tom

Tom; Derived from the Latin term of pre-developed baffoon.
Often Tom's are pre-evolutions of humans however advanced orangutangs. They are often from the rare Nigerian Orangutang. They are originally washed by their elders then transferred to a refugee camp somewhere in Dunoon. It is here where their hair is dyed orange.
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1. Wow is that a Tom. He must be an underdeveloped human.

by BigBoiOiOi September 12, 2019

Tom

Part 2

What was not mentioned but must be known is Toms often have donuts in their yard but do not eat them. This is due to Tom trying to run Princess Weirdo over. PW's son, Prince B, saw that the donuts were properly applied. But Tom came to see that this could not be avoided. And his land would soon heal. Tom also brought PW a dozen donuts. Some were glazed donuts and Boston cream donuts from Dunkin which she liked alot and ate them up. She shared them with TomTom and Prince B. PW might share with others too depending on how many are gifted to her.

TomTom- PW I brought you some Dunkin
Princess Weirdo- Thank you TomTom. Your son's are forgiven Sir.
TomTom- Thank you oh gracious one. You are beautiful and wise.

by Princess Weirdo January 16, 2022