raw tofu

When you're a hardcore vegan who is also lazy and you like the taste of wet, cold, slimy, jiggly stuff that tastes like nothing.

I'm so hardcore, I just got my day's worth of protein eating a brick of raw tofu and all I had to do was open the package. Breakfast is done!

by Wordsemup May 26, 2017

Tofus

It’s a word to call your friends

“What up my Tofuses”

by The Merde Club September 3, 2020

Tofu Magnet

A person who typically attracts only orthodox vegans, earthy artsy types, or wannabe hippies that sport goatees and poet berets.

Girl 1: Violet seems to have a thing for skinny dorky losers with bad goatees who refuse to eat meat.

Girl 2: Yeah, that Violet's always been a real tofu magnet.

by narbles February 25, 2011

Tofu The Artist

A girl who likes to draw art for LeCate and zianora, shes is awesome aswell!

"Tofu The Artist is AWESOME!"

by LeCate October 28, 2022

bean sprouts and tofu

Two of the very few foods in the world that are actually good for you.

While it is indeed true that bean sprouts and tofu are really yucky-tasting and never seem to fill you up, they are literally one of the few edibles on Earth that you can actually eat without guilt (or weight-gain!). There's a simple rule of thumb when choosing what foods to stuff yer face with --- if it TASTES GOOD, it's not GOOD FOR YOU... plain and simple. But you already knew that. Pass the burgers and fries, please!

by QuacksO September 5, 2019

tofu mami

the man you know as Toni Effe
It is commonly used in a derogotary terms

-WOW look at what Tofu mami posted on instagram
-Ew you follow him?

by tofimamifan November 22, 2019

Tofu

Someone that is extremely attractive and maybe has thigh cancer.

Man, Tofu is so hot.

by YaNan6942069 January 31, 2023