tiddlers

A playful sexual game in which two men attack each other with erect penises.

Carl plays tiddlers with Martin

by Jamesy February 12, 2003

tiddler

slang word in reference to a boy with a small dick

LOL Maria gone around telling evry1 bout Jamies tiddler!

by BabyDizz April 30, 2005

Toddlered

A state of drunkeness when you can't speak coherently, lose control of your bladder and/or bowels, can't hold your own head up, and generally need someone to take care of you and babysit you.

Last night Johnny got toddlered.

by Jesykahb August 11, 2014

Toddlerism

When a child between the ages of 1-3 is being a complete shit head. Pushing boundaries and throwing fits.

Toddlerism, when will you end?

I'm getting really fed up with this toddlerism.

Toddlerism at its finest.

by Mommyneedsadrink February 25, 2017

Toilet toddlers

The act of jacking off into the toilet.

After a dry run at the bar, and a long stiff ride home, I had to deposit some toilet toddlers.

by McGtrell July 3, 2015

ToddleWoddler

Someone who is small and waddles to locations.

Liam is a ToddleWoddler

by JuiceBarBC March 21, 2021

little tiddler

A penis of unatural smallness. Genrally regarded as the descrite way of saying "Hey! Everyone! This MOFO has a small penis!

I say old chap...is it cold in here or do you just have a little tiddler.

by Butters1422 September 18, 2013