toast

A game where 3 or more people from texas do a circle jerk around a piece of toast. The last one to ejaculate has to eat the toast.

John boy want to play toast?

Isn't that where we jerk on some toast and then eat it?

Yes

Lets do it because we're from texas.

by Naffy Pruss May 26, 2011

Toasting

The act of one clenching their toes and inserting into an orifice mainly sexually.

“Oh Adam, I can’t wait to Toast you”
“Her feet were small, perfect for toasting.”

by Oh no tuxedo mask June 3, 2018

Toast

An old women (often an old skank), not a GILF nor a MILF, who smoked and drink too much and whose voice sound like a mix of an exhaust pipe and a rusty chainsaw on a chalkboard.

-Bill (ironicly): "Man, you got some success with the lady. This fine cougar over there keep giving you look"

-Tom (Realizing who Bill is talking about): "Ha man! Look at this toast! She's probably a 100 years old and still behave like if she was a teen slut!"

by Max Big Dog December 30, 2010

Toast

Said when you can no longer be arsed to carry on with the thing you are currently doing.

person 1: I've been trying to fix this thing for ages
person 2: getting annoying hu?
person1: yeah, infact toast

by GENER-AL August 27, 2009

Toast

A MUCH better way to say toats, or totally. But don't use it in front of hispanic men named Roger-they might get confused.

"Did you like that movie?"
"Toast!"
"So did I, let's sneak back into the theater and see it again!"

by ¡EVA! March 3, 2009

Toast

After something has been exterminated in the case of an unanimated object but for an animated object something that "is toast" has been beaten severely.

Knowing that something will be beaten severely or marred: "Man, he shouldn't touch his girlfriend like that or he is toast!"

by Stylux May 13, 2005

toast

it is the best with the likes of wordbacon/word, wordgravy/word and wordmaple syrup/word.

IT RULES!!!

"toast is great with ham and beans and cheese and JABLEGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

by bacon July 21, 2003