by lamped May 14, 2016

1. Given by the internet Meme, "Epic Beard Man Vs Black guy" Amber Lamps, Although mispronunciation for "ambulance", it's also given to a beauty that sits next to the black man in a zen like state throughout the whole ordeal.
by Floeticloser. February 19, 2010

(noun) When a dude, while lying on his back, nuts in a chick without protection. She then squats above his head, hovering her pussy over his eyeball, letting the jiz sloooooooooowly drip out; he watches wide-eyed the whole time.
"Hey Ted, how did you get pink eye?" "Oh, I let the hot chick I picked up at the unemployment office give me a Lava Lamp last Tuesday." old king clancy cream pie arabian goggles glass bottom boat ride feltching
by Gettin' It.... October 14, 2016

by Acid God February 26, 2003

When a hockey player scores a goal.
Refers to the red goal light that goes on when a goal is scored.
Refers to the red goal light that goes on when a goal is scored.
by Briceps February 26, 2011

by LampToast June 26, 2016
