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thunderfuck

when you fart in a chick's mouth during sexual intercourse.
That ho' sucked, so I gave her a thunderfuck!
by Robby C. May 18, 2006
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thunderbolt

Out at the state pen at midnight, Big Willie's gonna ride the thunderbolt.
by Carl Willis December 1, 2004
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Diesel-powered thunderdouche

A big, loud, brash, All-Amurican douche. A beer-swilling, V8 Hemi of a douche.

He's not just a tool; he's a tool shed.

He's Home Depot.

HE'S TIM FUCKING ALLEN.

Obnoxious, drunk, stupid and always wearing the tell-tale rainbow shades and camo.
What happened to you last night?

We went and partied in a fucking cornfield with a bunch retarded hicks, and there was this one fat diesel-powered thunderdouche who kept trying to fight people when he was blackout drunk!

Holy shit, let's never party with inbred mouthbreathers again!

Agreed!
by leftshoe January 10, 2014
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arcadian thunderbolt

The arcadian thunderbolt is performed when somebody is in a deep sleep snoring with their mouth open. After a while its gets annoying, so you decide to masterbate in front of the person, then right as your about to cum you thrust your cock into their mouth and blast a sticky wad of man goo into their throat.
Alex: So dude, lastnite Anthony was snoring so loud, that it woke me up. I was angry, so I decided to give him an arcadian thunderbolt and I filled his mouth with my seed. But, I didn't pullout quick enough and he chomped down on my dick.
by Derek aka xmypantsx September 29, 2008
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1964 thunderbolt

a badass car ford made took a 64 fairlane and stuffed a 427 in it nickname thunderbolt that owned drag strip in 1964
you:oh shit hes in the mopar killer

friend:whats that?

you:what you dont know!

friend:no

you:and you call your self a ford man

you:only the baddest of all fords a 1964 thunderbolt has the 427 from the 63 galaxie

friend:oh shit
by barney.r July 27, 2011
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Thunderfuck

A strain of Marijuana made in the U.S. through experimentation. About a year and a half old. Really fucking expensive though, but great weed and a big hit in the states.
Yo man, I want to get high tonight but have no fucking money, let's go break into Jerry's house and steal some thunderfuck man.
by invisible157 July 5, 2009
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alaskan thunderfuck

An intense, fast-paced, unforgiving experience of sexual intercourse. Side effects include, but are not limited to: stomach ache, headache, muscle contractions involuntary convulsions, partial paralaysis, or even death. The reciever of the alaskan thunderfuck may also experience bowel or vaginal disorders for 4-7 days. If said disorders last longer than this time period, a doctor or physician should be consulted.
Kim found herself in rehab after experiencing the Alaskan Thunderfuck.
by Heywoode Jablome April 30, 2006
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