Thunder Squad

A group of people who overreact and cannot take a joke.

"Yo I heard you got reported to the Moderators!" "Yeah Logan and gang went all thunder squad on our butts."

by IShotTheSherriff May 6, 2019

Thunder Dick

Any arrogant male who feels the need to show off in public; usually to impress a female. Thunder Dick actions can occur by any male at any moment.

That guy just ran into a ditch trying to impress those girls.

Yeah, what a Thunder Dick.

by WCU Ward June 11, 2007

Johnny Thunders

Born John Anthony Genzale July 12, 1952 in Queens, New York. He was into the New York Glam scene and speed. Johnny was the guitarist for the New York Dolls, a pioneering glam band. Johnny was soon introduced to heroin from Iggy Pop while partying with his girlfriend the famous groupie, Sable Starr. The Dolls were never accepted into the mainstread and soon burnt out. Johnny and Jerry Nolan, drummer for the Dolls, grabbed Richard Hell (ex-Television) and started the Heartbreakers, a rock and roll group. Hell left before they went on tour with the Sex Pistols on the Anarchy tour of 76. Thunders was now a father of two, Johnny Jr. and Vito and was developing a worse habit. His wife eventually left him in the early '80's around the same time that the Heartbreakers split. He never saw his boys again. Johnny wondered the Earth playing gigs and capitalizing on his "heroin-chic" appeal, mostly for another fix. When in Sweden in the late '80's, he met the mother of his first baby girl, Jaime. Jaime's mother left Johnny because of his irresponsibility and unpredicability. Johnny grew up in a home without a father and was endlessly guilty about becoming a bad father, but his heroin habit was incredibly out of control. Dee Dee Ramone says that he doesn't know how Thunders made it as long as he did. Johnny ventured into solo acoustic work in the end of his career and life while trying to stick with sobriety. Sadly at the age of 42, John Genzale went to a slummy hotel in New Orleans and died the first night from unknown causes. One of his guitars, his clothes and money were missing. The autopsy revealed no substances in his body with high enough levels to kill yet it was discovered that Thunders had advanced leukemia and early AIDS. Needless to say the autopsy was inconclusive and all the original police records were eventually "lost". Generations of musicians have drawn from Johnny's charisma and unique style, punk, hard rock, rock and roll and hair metal all owe it to Johnny. RIP, Thunders.

Keith Richards + Italian hotness + Glam style + New York attitude =Johnny!

by Michelle April 22, 2005

Brownie Thunder

1. The result of a vigorous and invasive session of anal sex, during which, fecal matter (specifically diarrheal) is suddenly and forcefully ejected onto the dominant participant.

2. A daily special item on a Culver's sign, usually listed (without punctuation) amongst several collectively unappetizing meals.

1. That bitch didn't tell me she was hammering back Thai food all day before we had buttsex. The sheer velocity of the brownie thunder nearly knocked me on my ass.

2. Cream of potato brownie thunder tuna melt.

by Suicide Door December 19, 2009

thunder rack

Term referring only to Sailor Moon character Makoto Kino's boobs or "talent".

Woah, girl; you have a thunder rack under that shirt of yours!

by mirainomessenger September 17, 2013

Thunder Jiggles

A super jiggly or naturally muscley jiggly thigh that is big in size and rumbles when the person is running. Primarily made for really good looking track girls.

"Man this track meet is awesome! Look at her thunder jiggles!"

by J.1 May 11, 2010

Grandma Thunder

1/3 Red Bull. 1/3 Grapefruit juice. 1/3 Dark rum.

Serve in highball glass with large ice cube.

"Why do they call it grandma thunder?"

"I have no idea. It tastes really good though."

by itsMOOPY April 5, 2010